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Postby Luxo » Sat Apr 14, 2007 3:50 pm

FLIPDUDE wrote:^I know, but we're all coaster nerds, so what difference does it make?


Hey, I'm only here because it's cheaper than a movie, and there's free coffee.
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Postby FLIPDUDE » Sat Apr 14, 2007 3:57 pm

^We both know if that was the only reason, you'd be on a flash games website ;) quit lying ot yourself, accept your true inner coaster nerdiness... otherwise there is no way to reach your inner Intamin.

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Postby Angry_Gumball » Sat Apr 14, 2007 4:09 pm

What's the difference between the Spanish Deja Vu and the American Deja Vu's?

The Spanish Deja Vu's work.

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Postby IceDragon » Sat Apr 14, 2007 4:17 pm

Angry_Gumball wrote:What's the difference between the Spanish Deja Vu and the American Deja Vu's?

The Spanish Deja Vu's work.



lol


knock knock
whos there?
V. Koma
V. Koma who?
Vekomatose you if you go near me!!!!


that doesnt even make sense...

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Postby FLIPDUDE » Sat Apr 14, 2007 4:18 pm

What happens when you mix Flashback with Space Mountain?

Back to the future: The Ride.




Q: What's deadly quiet and noisy at the same time?
A: Rockin' DCA



Knock know
-Whos there?
-Steel dragon.
-Steel dragon wh*gets squished by falling wheel*

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Postby Masked_Maverick » Sat Apr 14, 2007 4:42 pm

What do you get when you cross an elephant, a bowl full of Gravy and a Jacket covered with patches?


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Postby texashorns82492 » Sat Apr 14, 2007 4:45 pm

This is hard...

Whats the difference between a Vekoma and an B&M?


Your life...



haha....funny, right?
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Postby WillMontu » Sat Apr 14, 2007 8:20 pm

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Postby Angry_Gumball » Sat Apr 14, 2007 8:33 pm

^That's great.

Here's yet another lame one..what do you call a kid's Intamin coaster?

An Inta-Mini!

Ok..enough, before I hurt myself.

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Postby USRoadTripper » Sat Apr 14, 2007 8:47 pm

IceDragon wrote:why did the chicken cross the road?



to get away from the Vekoma!


No way! The chicken crossed the street to get away from Mrs. Knotts!

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