...ME! They defeat me by proving that Half Life 3 has been confirmed, resulting in me having an instant heart attack from shear shock and entering an afterlife with Harambe and Robin Williams led by Jesus. The world is then invaded by perverted alien satanic wooly mammoths. The worldwide military responds by...
Who flew over Darien Lake and started lifting the whole park and carrying it off to who known where, but the flying donkeys knew that carrying an entire theme park to relocate it elsewhere was not an easy task. So they left Darien Lake where it is now and...
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