...to then have Donald Trump fail in upkeeping Cedar Fair like he did with some of his casinos. After that, Donald Trump bought Bastille and told Dan Smith to write a theme song for Cedar Fair Parks to use in advertising. Dan Smith refused and instead rented out a room in a sketchy motel to spend the night with Chris Martin from Coldplay. Donald Trump, as a result, declared war on the United Kingdom. The UK responded by...
... why are there so many people attempting to conform to a bulls*** image of the "ideal handsome/pretty figure". So people picket the corporations to shut the f*** up with shoving down such images down society's throat. The football d*****bags and powder rods respond by...
going to see a counselor. Everyone goes to see a counselor, where they talk about their body image issues and obvious insecurities. The talks really help to reorient their priorities and give them an inherent sense of self-worth not tied to any form of marketing, which they now realize is designed to part them from their money and not give any form of insight into the human condition. Once everyone is emotionally balanced again...
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