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Re: Post your favorite Monty Python quotes

Postby The49er » Mon Dec 26, 2011 8:39 pm

I have so many, but here is one:

"When suddenly, the animator had a fatal heart attack-"

*falls back in chair*

"And the beast was no more."
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Re: Post your favorite Monty Python quotes

Postby ernierocker » Tue Dec 27, 2011 6:24 pm

The49er wrote:I have so many, but here is one:

"When suddenly, the animator had a fatal heart attack-"

*falls back in chair*

"And the beast was no more."


Please stop bumping four year old topics! Bumping one here and there is not a big deal, but you have been bumping multiple dead threads in the last 24 hours. You do not get a medal for post counts on this forum, so posting this many times in a short period of time is not necessary. Besides, your posts are borderline "posting for posting sake" which is against the site's TOS and could lead to a temporary ban on your account.
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Re: Post your favorite Monty Python quotes

Postby accelerate » Wed Dec 28, 2011 12:10 am

Well, now that it's here, here's mine:

Brian: What have the Romans ever done for us?!
Person: Umm, well... The aqueduct.
Brian: Besides that, what have the Romans ever done for us?!
Person: Public sanitation?
Other Person: The Roads?
Person: National Security?
Brian: Well, besides that...

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Re: Post your favorite Monty Python quotes

Postby jammy2by4 » Wed Dec 28, 2011 5:09 am

Black Knight: I move for no man.
Arthur: So be it.
[Sword fight between Arthur and the Black Knight starts. Black Knight takes a swing, blocked by Arthur, who proceeds to cut his arm off]
Arthur: Now stand aside worthy advisory.
Black Knight: Tis but a scratch.
Arthur: A scratch? You're arm's off.
Black Knight: No it isn't.
Arthur: Well what's that?
Black Knight: I've had worse.
Arthur: You liar.
Black Knight: Come on ya pansy.
[Fight continues, Black Knight charges at Arthur. Arthur swings sword and cuts Black Knight's arm off.]
Arthur: Victory is mine. We think thy Lord, that in thy merc...
Black Knight: Huh [kicks Arthur over. Kicks him on ground.] C'mon then.
Arthur: What?
Black Knight: Have at you.
Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine.
Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh? [prancing around Arthur.]
Arthur: Look you stupid b***ard, you've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
Arthur: Look.
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound. [Kicks Arthur in the butt.]
Arthur: Look, stop that!
Black Knight: Chicken. [Kick.] Chicken.
Arthur: Look, I'll have your leg.
[Black Knight goes to kick him, Arthur swings sword and his leg comes off.]
Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that.
Arthur: You'll what?
Black Knight: Come here.
Arthur: What you gonna do? Bleed on me?
Black Knight: I'm invincible.
Arthur: You're a loony.
Black Knight: The Black Knight always triumphs. Have at you. C'mon then.
[Arthur swings sword and takes out his other leg, Black Knight falls to ground.]
Black Knight: Alright, we'll call it a draw.
Arthur: Come Patsy.
Black Knight: Ohoh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow b***tards, come back here I'll give what's coming to you. I'll bit your legs off.

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Re: Post your favorite Monty Python quotes

Postby donkeyman18 » Sat Jan 14, 2012 5:09 pm

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Re: Post your favorite Monty Python quotes

Postby TheCoasterKid211 » Mon Apr 04, 2016 8:23 am

The Witch: I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch!
Sir Bedevere: But you are dressed as one!
The Witch: They dressed me up like this!
Crowd: We didn't! We didn't...
The Witch: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
Sir Bedevere: [lifts up her false nose] Well?
Peasant 1: Well, we did do the nose.
Sir Bedevere: The nose?
Peasant 1: And the hat, but she is a witch!
Crowd: Yeah! Burn her! Burn her!
Sir Bedevere: Did you dress her up like this?
Peasant 1: No!
Peasant 3, Peasant 2: No!
Peasant 3: No!
Peasant 1: No!
Peasant 3, Peasant 2: No!
Peasant 1: Yes!
Peasant 2: Yes!
Peasant 1: Yeah, a bit.
Peasant 3: A bit!
Peasant 1, Peasant 2: A bit!
Peasant 2: A bit!
Peasant 1: But she has got a wart!
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Re: Post your favorite Monty Python quotes

Postby Angle O. Descent » Mon Apr 04, 2016 1:29 pm

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Re: Post your favorite Monty Python quotes

Postby I305forever » Mon Apr 04, 2016 7:39 pm

Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: We have a king? I thought we were an autonomous collective.
Dude: Stop fooling yourself. We are a self-perpetuating autocracy. A dictatorship.
Other Dude: I'm pretty sure we are a narco-syndicous commune.
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