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PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 4:07 pm
by the sound
" The Parrot appears to be, Pining for the Fjords sir"
"PINING FOR THE FJORDS!?!?!"
"Yes, lovely bird the Norwiegen Blue."

tee hee.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:07 pm
by cprocks22
jamez9579 wrote:"My nipples explode with delight!"

LMFAO that was mine.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:43 pm
by VegasCoaster
Many of you seem to be deprived of Python's greatest stuff, the flying circus.

Why is it that nobody remembers the name of Johann Gambolputty... de von
Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-
dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-
ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-
spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-
nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-
gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

Tourist: Good afternoon.
Shephrd: Eh, 'tis that.
Tourist: You here on holiday?
Shephrd: Nope, I live 'ere.
Tourist: Oh, good for you. Uh...those ARE sheep aren't they?
Shephrd: Yeh.
Tourist: Hmm, thought they were. Only, what are they doing up in the
trees?

Superman 1: Oh look... is it a stockbroker?

Superman 2: Is it a quantity Surveyor?

Superman 3: Is it a church warden?

Supermen 1-3: NO! It's Bicycle Repair Man!

Dennis Moore Dennis Moore robs from the poor and gives to the rich stupid b!tch. Hmmm. This distribution of wealth thing is harder than I thought.

Mr. Wiggin: This is a 12-storey block combining classical neo-Georgian feature s
with the efficiency of modern techniques. The tenants arrive here
and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme
comfort, past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the
rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily
soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled
flesh slurps into these....
Client 1: Excuse me.
Mr. Wiggin: Yes?
Client 1: Did you say 'knives'?
Mr. Wiggin: Rotating knives, yes.
Client 2: Do I take it that you are proposing to slaughter our tenants?
Mr. Wiggin: ...Does that not fit in with your plans?
Client 1: Not really. We asked for a simple block of flats.
Mr. Wiggin: Oh. I hadn't fully divined your attitude towards the tenants.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:44 pm
by VegasCoaster
Many of you seem to be deprived of Python's greatest stuff, the flying circus.

Why is it that nobody remembers the name of Johann Gambolputty... de von
Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-
dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-
ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-
spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-
nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-
gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

Tourist: Good afternoon.
Shephrd: Eh, 'tis that.
Tourist: You here on holiday?
Shephrd: Nope, I live 'ere.
Tourist: Oh, good for you. Uh...those ARE sheep aren't they?
Shephrd: Yeh.
Tourist: Hmm, thought they were. Only, what are they doing up in the
trees?

Superman 1: Oh look... is it a stockbroker?

Superman 2: Is it a quantity Surveyor?

Superman 3: Is it a church warden?

Supermen 1-3: NO! It's Bicycle Repair Man!

Dennis Moore Dennis Moore robs from the poor and gives to the rich stupid b!tch. Hmmm. This distribution of wealth thing is harder than I thought.

Mr. Wiggin: This is a 12-storey block combining classical neo-Georgian features with the efficiency of modern techniques. The tenants arrive here and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort, past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these....
Client 1: Excuse me.
Mr. Wiggin: Yes?
Client 1: Did you say 'knives'?
Mr. Wiggin: Rotating knives, yes.
Client 2: Do I take it that you are proposing to slaughter our tenants?
Mr. Wiggin: ...Does that not fit in with your plans?
Client 1: Not really. We asked for a simple block of flats.
Mr. Wiggin: Oh. I hadn't fully divined your attitude towards the tenants.

PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:15 pm
by jamesdillaman
"And now for something completely different, a man with a tape recorder up his nose."

PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 10:15 am
by FlyingScooter
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries...

PostPosted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 8:24 pm
by jamez9579
"and now for something completely different, a man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose"

PostPosted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:27 pm
by Kenshin502
ni

PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 3:16 pm
by magnum xl-200
''don't worry love, i'll have your spam, i love it. im having spam, spam ,spam ,spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam and spam''

''baked beans are off''

''can i have spam instead?''

''what? spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam ,spam, spam, spam and spam''.
_____________________

PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 5:59 pm
by Masked_Maverick
This parrot is no more, it has ceased to be, this is an ex-parrot.

Do you think this scene should of been cut? We were so worried when the boys were writing it but now we're glad.

peasent: At leas our scene was committed it wasn't just a string of p&*sy jokes.

everyone: get one with it.

The whole thing in the credits of Holy Grail about Llamas