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Postby AllisonY2K » Tue Oct 11, 2005 12:53 pm

ok and one more from The Holy Grail:
Castle Anthrax!

DINGO: Oh, I am afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet
compared to yours. We are but eight score young blondes and
brunettes, all between sixteen and nineteen and a half, cut off in
this castle with no one to protect us! Oh, it is a lonely life --
bathing, dressing, undressing, knitting exciting underwear....
....
DINGO: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a naughty
person, and she must pay the penalty -- and here in Castle
Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the
grail-shaped beacon. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: You must spank her well. And after you have spanked her,
you may deal with her as you like. And then, spank me.
VARIOUS GIRLS: And spank me. And me. And me.
DINGO: Yes, yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
GIRLS: The oral sex!
GALAHAD: Well, I guess I could stay a BIT longer.
.....
LAUNCELOT: We were in the nick of time, you were in great peril.
GALAHAD: I don't think I was.
LAUNCELOT: Yes you were, you were in terrible peril.
GALAHAD: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
LAUNCELOT: No, it's too perilous, we've got to find the Holy Grail. GALAHAD: Well, let me have just a little bit of peril?
LAUNCELOT: No, it's unhealthy.
GALAHAD: Bet you're gay!
LAUNCELOT: No, I'm not.

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Postby socalMAN123 » Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:33 am

"What are you going to do, bleed on me?"

"One, two, five, I...I mean three!"

This is awesome!
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Postby RBOrrell » Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:47 am

customer. "Is this the right room for an arguement?"
Mr. Barnard. "I've told you once"
c. "No you haven't"
B. "Yes I have"
c. "No you haven't"
B. "I have"
c. "No you have not"
B. "Oh, I'm sorry is this a 5 minute argument or the full half-hour?"

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Piliate "I have a vrerry grweat frwiend in Wrome called Biggus Dickus"

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Patsy. "It's only a model"

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Postby AllisonY2K » Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:08 pm

"..in the winter time, they were forced to eat Robin's minstrels."
*chewing sound*
"..and there was much rejoicing."
(yaay! yaay!)

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Postby smells_like_team_disney » Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:43 pm

Ahhh, good stuff. :lol:

King of Swamp Castle: You only killed the bride's father, you know.
Sir Lancelot: Well, I didn't mean to.
King of Swamp Castle: Didn't mean to? You put your sword right through his head.
Sir Lancelot: Oh dear... is he all right?
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There be Me-hi-cans in R-Kansas.... who would've thought.

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Postby AllisonY2K » Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:00 pm

best part ever of the movie was during the beginning credits:

"A møøse once bit my sister."

GUARD #1: Not to leave the room even if you come and get him.
FATHER: No, no. Until I come and get 'im.
GUARD #1: Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the
room.
FATHER: No, no, no. You stay in the room and make sure 'e
doesn't leave.
...
GUARD #1: Right. Oh, if-if-if, uh, if-if-if, uh, if-if-if we...
FATHER: Yes, what is it?
GUARD #1: Oh, I remember. Uh, can he leave the room with us?
...
GUARD #1: Right, we'll stay here until you get back.
FATHER: And, uh, make sure he doesn't leave.
GUARD #1: What?
FATHER: Make sure 'e doesn't leave.
GUARD #1: The Prince?
FATHER: Yes, make sure 'e doesn't leave.
GUARD #1: Oh, yes, of course. I thought you meant him. Y'know,
it seemed a bit daft, me havin' to guard him when he's a guard.
FATHER: Is that clear?
GUARD #2: Hic!
GUARD #1: Oh, quite clear, no problems.
FATHER: Right.
[starts to leave]
Where are you going?
GUARD #1: We're coming with you.
FATHER: No no, I want you to stay 'ere and make sure 'e doesn't
leave.
GUARD #1: Oh, I see. Right.

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Postby Stitch » Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:05 pm

Old lady: Well, I don't like all this sex on the television! I *mean*, I keep falling off!
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Postby thunder001 » Thu Oct 13, 2005 1:36 am

Say no more, say no more, nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

Don't stand there gawging like youd never seen the hand of God before!!!

What is your favorite colour?
Red, no Blue aghhhhh...
The Old Man, no longer MIA.

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Postby FlyingScooter » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:19 am

The Lord blessed us soooo much that i have to sell the lot of you for scientific experiments.

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Postby Nrthwnd » Wed Feb 22, 2006 1:36 pm

Had to BUMP this immediately! "And now for something completely....repackaged."

Found out, the remaining five members (bless you Graham Chapman) have put together their fave segments and MP moments, into a TV thing called:

Monty Python's Personal Best

It's on PBS starting tonight, and I'll quote from the Entertainment Weekly write-up...

All five living Pythons picked their fave sketches and compiled a set for the late Graham Chapman. His and Eric Idle's air this week; the others, next week. The Chapman hour is terrific - a showcase for the dour-faced practicing physician's knack for portraying crusty military men and squawking fishwives. The Pythons reminisce frankly about Chapman's range as well as his alcoholism. Sometimes, the selections seem odd - what's Cleese's "Ministry of Silly Walks," in which Chapman doesn't appear, doing here? (Ir's implied he co-wrote it.) Idle's edition begins unpromisingly, with a desparately jokey, recently taped intro, but we soon see him in his prime. He specialized in fast-talking hustlers and roues, and he also utters the immortal line, "It's hot enough to boil a monkey's bum." The grade average for these two entries: A- (Ken Tucker)


Y ::shock:: wsa!

I'll be so there tonight, watching and enjoying.

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