The "Post your favorite Simpson Quotes" Game

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Postby steel » Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:46 am

^Heh, that's one of my favorites.

HOMER: Marge, since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
MARGE: Please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
LISA: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it will not be used on any meat product.
BART: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup, homeboy?
HOMER: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
MARGE: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
HOMER: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
MARGE: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly, I heard what you said.
HOMER: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
BART: Uh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
HOMER: Bart, go to your room.

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Postby CoastersNSich » Mon Jun 11, 2007 6:32 am

Lenny Leonard: So long, Dental Plan!... Dental plan!
Marge Simpson: Lisa needs braces.
Lenny: Dental Plan!
Marge: Lisa needs braces.
Lenny: Dental Plan!
Marge: Lisa needs braces.
Lenny: Dental Plan!
Marge: Lisa needs braces.
Lenny: Dental Plan!
Marge: Lisa needs braces.


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Postby ??? » Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:18 am

Cheif Wiggum:Look`s like we solved the case of the missing ham!

Nelson:Haha!

Homer:This is for Snowball 1 & JFK!

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Postby steel » Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:35 pm

BARTMAN; Look! It's Poison Lenny!
*attacks Lenny*
LENNY: Gaah! I'm not a supervillain, I'm a transvestite!
*kills Lenny*

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Postby Airtime&Gravity » Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:41 pm

Homer: "Oh, why must we preserve America's historic roller coasters?"

Coaster Enthusiast: " I'm not getting married on that!"
Coaster Enthusiast wife: " You won't get married on the Zoominator, you won't get married on Colossus, you won't get married on Pharo's Curse. Just admit it, it's me." -runs off crying-

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Postby bigstevet07 » Fri Jun 15, 2007 8:25 am

Homer: Girls of the Internet? I can online for days with them.
I hate Godzilla! I hate him too! He destroyed cities!

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Postby Goliath513 » Sat Jun 16, 2007 2:23 pm

Frank Grimes to Homer: " I live in a single room apartment above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley" :lolr:

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Postby dino » Tue Jun 19, 2007 10:01 pm

Millhouses Dad Kirk: Yeah! And another great thing, you get your own bed. I sleep in a racing car, do you?

Homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

Kirk: Oh, yeah...
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Postby sweetmelissa » Sat Jun 30, 2007 9:52 pm

(Simpsons are watching TV)

Bill Cosby: POKEMON!? With the POKEY and the MAN and the thing -- where the guy comes outta the thing! And OOKADOOKADOOKADUU!

You've gotta hear the way he says it. In his Bill Cosbyish manner.

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Postby Tobias94 » Sat Jun 30, 2007 10:19 pm

OK, this is from one of the movie trailers.

Homer: Did I save the day?
Bart: Actually, you doomed us all.
Homer: D'oh!

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