HOMER: Marge, since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
MARGE: Please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
LISA: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it will not be used on any meat product.
BART: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup, homeboy?
HOMER: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
MARGE: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
HOMER: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
MARGE: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly, I heard what you said.
HOMER: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
BART: Uh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
HOMER: Bart, go to your room.
Homer: "Oh, why must we preserve America's historic roller coasters?"
Coaster Enthusiast: " I'm not getting married on that!"
Coaster Enthusiast wife: " You won't get married on the Zoominator, you won't get married on Colossus, you won't get married on Pharo's Curse. Just admit it, it's me." -runs off crying-
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