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Sat Jan 14, 2006 12:37 am

"And I'll take up smoking and then give that up."

Sat Jan 14, 2006 12:38 pm

My all-time favorite Simpsons quote, from the hockey episode, when Homer starts chasing around that fat German-exchange student when he's in his underwear,

"Don't chase me! I'm full of chocolate!"

Sat Jan 14, 2006 7:59 pm

Homer: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM........something

Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:25 am

Homer:(singing)I am so smart, i am so smart, S-M-R-T,i mean S-M-A-R-T

Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:06 pm

Homer: Look, Marge, you don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freaking system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown

Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:15 pm

Moe: "Marge, do mobsters ever congregate outside your house?"
Marge: "All the time, sometimes I bring them lemonade . Why?"
Moe: "I think we better go to Little Italy."
Homer: "I'll get our little passports."

Mon Apr 02, 2007 3:27 pm

*Homer Sleeping* AHHHH!!! COBRAS!!!

Mon Apr 02, 2007 5:55 pm

Homer: "I cant hear you Im wearing a towel."

Quicky Mart Alarm: "SILENT ALARM ACTIVATED!" (Loud)

Mon Apr 02, 2007 8:29 pm

homer as monorail conductor:

Opens closet sees family of appossems,
(Homer) "I call the big one bitey"

mmmmmmmm forbidden doughnut

Tue Apr 03, 2007 1:11 pm

Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.
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