Homer: When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power... like God must feel when he's holding a gun.
Lisa: No, no, they're wrong! The creature they seek is the walking undead! Nosferatu!
[the rest stare at her blankly]
Lisa: A vampire!
Homer: [chuckles] Lisa, vampires are make-believe, just like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.
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