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Sun Jan 08, 2006 8:56 am

Mr Burns approaches a candy machine...

"Oh yes, hello there, I'd like 2 serves of butterscotch brittle, but don't wrapt it too tightly, I want it now!"

Machine does nothing.

"...You've made yourself a very powerful enemy."

Sun Jan 08, 2006 1:30 pm

Mr. Burns: What are you doing in my corpse hatch?

Chief Wiggum: Mr. Burns, you're under arrest for murder.

Mr. Burns: Uh, did I say corpse hatch? I meant innocence tube.

Sun Jan 08, 2006 1:38 pm


Sun Jan 08, 2006 3:28 pm

"my dad said that im this close to sleeping in the garage"

Sun Jan 08, 2006 6:35 pm

" Call in backup. And tell them to bring pretzels."


"I haven't been this thin since high school!"

Brent "Doh" Shenton =)

Sun Jan 08, 2006 8:32 pm

My quote takes the form of this video clip: http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/932 ... abber.html

It's from the episode where Homer is accused of sexual harassment. Enjoy.

Sun Jan 08, 2006 8:36 pm

"if dad turns over, your dead"

"mom tought me how to make a retaining wall out of pillows"

Sun Jan 08, 2006 9:54 pm

Homer: "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie, and one to listen."

Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:37 pm

Mine is in my signature! =)

Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:39 pm

Well, Ralph is always full of great quotes. My fave is posted on the first page:

Me fail English? Thats unpossible.

computer:Press any key to continue
Homer: Press the any key?! Wheres the any key?!!

Bart is riding a bicycle that looks like a motorcycle. He flips a switch and it plays sounds like a chopper. He rides near Wiggum and he flips out.

Wiggum: Oh no! Its a biker gang! We dont have back-up. Time to go under cover
*places pizza sign over the light bar on top*
Uh Cheif, what if they like pizza?
Wiggum: Im prepared for that
*Places Dominos Pizza sign on side of car*

That was great.
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