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Sun Jan 08, 2006 8:56 am
Mr Burns approaches a candy machine...
"Oh yes, hello there, I'd like 2 serves of butterscotch brittle, but don't wrapt it too tightly, I want it now!"
Machine does nothing.
"...You've made yourself a very powerful enemy."
Sun Jan 08, 2006 1:30 pm
Mr. Burns: What are you doing in my corpse hatch?
Chief Wiggum: Mr. Burns, you're under arrest for murder.
Mr. Burns: Uh, did I say corpse hatch? I meant innocence tube.
Sun Jan 08, 2006 1:38 pm
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH. Donuts, Must have, UHHHHHHH
Sun Jan 08, 2006 3:28 pm
"my dad said that im this close to sleeping in the garage"
Sun Jan 08, 2006 6:35 pm
" Call in backup. And tell them to bring pretzels."
"I haven't been this thin since high school!"
Brent "Doh" Shenton
Sun Jan 08, 2006 8:32 pm
My quote takes the form of this video clip: http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/932 ... abber.html
It's from the episode where Homer is accused of sexual harassment. Enjoy.
Sun Jan 08, 2006 8:36 pm
"if dad turns over, your dead"
"mom tought me how to make a retaining wall out of pillows"
Sun Jan 08, 2006 9:54 pm
Homer: "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie, and one to listen."
Mon Jan 09, 2006 2:37 pm
Mine is in my signature!
Mon Jan 09, 2006 4:39 pm
Well, Ralph is always full of great quotes. My fave is posted on the first page:
Me fail English? Thats unpossible.
computer:Press any key to continue
Homer: Press the any key?! Wheres the any key?!!
Bart is riding a bicycle that looks like a motorcycle. He flips a switch and it plays sounds like a chopper. He rides near Wiggum and he flips out.
Wiggum: Oh no! Its a biker gang! We dont have back-up. Time to go under cover
*places pizza sign over the light bar on top*
Uh Cheif, what if they like pizza?
Wiggum: Im prepared for that
*Places Dominos Pizza sign on side of car*
That was great.
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