The "Post your favorite Simpson Quotes" Game

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Postby dandaman » Sat Jan 07, 2006 11:01 am

God: Wait a minute! This isn't Marge! This is Selma!

Homer: It's Patty, chump!

*outruns God on motorcycle* :lol:

God: I'm getting way too old for this...

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Homer: Now, look, if we've ever learned anything from the Flintstones, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement. Come on, little fella! Say a wisecrack! You know, "It's a living..."

*thump*

Homer: Oopsie.

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Favourite episode, undoubtedly, is the missionary/PBS episode. :)
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Postby lapseofreason » Sat Jan 07, 2006 12:09 pm

"I'm a people person...that...drinks."

-Homer

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Postby V2-dude » Sat Jan 07, 2006 12:15 pm

"Don't worry mom, I'll hide you where there is no one around for miles... Disney's California Adventure!" :lol:

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Postby cfc » Sat Jan 07, 2006 12:58 pm

When Homer was mistaken for Bigfoot (first season): "What we have here is either a very stupid man, or a brillant beast."

That night, Marge makes everything better: "Oh, Homey, my brillant beast."

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Postby dandaman » Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:17 pm

"Oh, wait... they want a male bear, right?"
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Postby Homer » Sat Jan 07, 2006 1:40 pm

-My butt has touched 112 roller coasters, how unfortunate.

OMG! A TALKING MUFFIN!
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Postby DATman » Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:42 pm

Simpson, Homer Simpson
He's the greatest guy in history

From the town of Springfield,
He's about to hit a chestnut tree.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Postby momo1tx » Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:53 pm

Homer (Drunk): "Hey Marge, guess how many boobs I say today? 15!" (Passes Out)

Did the donkey fairy give me this title?
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Postby twistedmickey » Sun Jan 08, 2006 8:07 am

"I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!!!" - Lisa


I am on a mission to make this into a t-shirt!!!!

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Postby MSLSM » Sun Jan 08, 2006 8:25 am

Lisa after she won the local spelling bee

"I'm quene of the world...of spelling
That's right, Queen of the world...of spelling"


Camp Krusty:

Lisa:" your serving us gruel?"
Bully(can't rember name)"Not quite, this is Krusty brand imitiaion gruel. 9 out of 10 orphans can't tell the difference."

Bart in spelling bee: "imp"
Nelson: "Bart said I m p. He's made of pee"
Ralph: "I made Bart in my pants"
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