The "Post your favorite Simpson Quotes" Game

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Postby DRWP2005 » Mon Oct 03, 2005 8:02 pm

Maude Flanders- "I don't think that we should be talking about s-&-x in front of the c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n"

Krusty- "S&x Culdren, I thought they closed that place down"

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Postby moinab » Mon Oct 03, 2005 10:48 pm

Marge: It's easy to criticize...

Homer: and fun, too!

"It's not small, but it is very 'average.'"
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Postby Jew » Tue Oct 04, 2005 12:52 am

Ralph: "I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning."

"Excuse me, miss, may I pound my large rooster into your donkey?"
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Postby stingrock23 » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:11 pm

I've got a few.

" I ated the purple berries."
"When I grow up, I wanna be a principal, or a caterpillar."

"Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what seperates us from the animals. . . . . . . . except the weasel."

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Postby Homer » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:22 pm

"You can run, but you can't glide!"

Homer, during a daydream in which he is gliding around and shooting lasers at people.
-My butt has touched 112 roller coasters, how unfortunate.

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Postby Teddymonster » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:25 pm

This isn't a quote, but one of my favorite Simpsons moments was when Maggie finally makes it to the top of the ball pit in the daycare center at Itchy and Scratchy Land...and the people there just dump more balls onto the babies. Classic! 8)

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Postby Coaster Palooza » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:33 pm

When Homer was popular as a fad and then came crashing down to earth:

Newsguy (tabloid): This man (Homer) needs to be put out to stud.
Homer: WOOHOO, First stop Maude Flanders

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Postby crispy » Sat Jan 07, 2006 7:18 am


"Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked."
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes

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Postby sfmmFREAK » Sat Jan 07, 2006 10:24 am

mr. burns: quick, we'll ride in the spruce moose. hop in!
smithers: but sir, it's only a model it can't possib-

mr. burns: points gun at smithers, "i said, hop in."

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Postby dandaman » Sat Jan 07, 2006 10:58 am

Homer wrote:"You can run, but you can't glide!"

Homer, during a daydream in which he is gliding around and shooting lasers at people.

"Heh heh heh... USA! USA!" :lol:


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