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PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:36 pm
by Jds03
Sticky Nicky wrote:Ralph in the Simpsons Movie: "I like men now". That line had everyone in the theater laughing for about 3 minutes.


A younger kid in my boy scout troop once randomly quoted that, without giving any context to the Simpsons movie beforehand, and everyone just paused then laughed at him as he tried to explain that "Ralph said it".

PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:42 pm
by Homer
"Buy me Bonestorm or GO TO HELL!"
"Bart, watch your language."

PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:49 pm
by monsterfan99
Announcer #1: And here come the pretzels!
Announcer #2: Hall of Famer Whitey Ford now on the field pleading with
the crowd for... for some kind of sanity.
Announcer #1: Uh-oh, and a barrage of pretzels now knocking Whitey
unconscious.
Announcer #2: Wow. This is uh... This is a black day for baseball.


Later in the same episode

Bart: Cheer up, Mom. You can't buy publicity like that. Thousands and
thousands of people saw your pretzels injuring Whitey Ford!
Homer: You could call them Whitey-Whackers.
-- Buy one and get a chance to knock Whitey yourself!,



My other favorite is this one

Homer: Hey! Frank Grimes never married, how did he get a son?
Frank Grimes Jr.: He just happened to like hookers, okay?

Re: The "Post your favorite Simpson Quotes" Game

PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 10:31 pm
by 154bmag
Wiggum: Ah dammit Somebody stop that awful awful man.

Re: The "Post your favorite Simpson Quotes" Game

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 8:17 am
by skitt2010
Homer: "Mmm... Unexplained Bacon!"

Re: The "Post your favorite Simpson Quotes" Game

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 3:56 pm
by beatle11
She needs premium dude! PREMIUM!......DUDE!

Re: The "Post your favorite Simpson Quotes" Game

PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 6:35 pm
by Austin11KD
(From the Simpsons Movie)

Ned Flanders: "Well, byes let's not forget to thank the lord for this bountiful, PENIS!
Boys: Bountiful penis.. AMEN! :lmao:

Re: The "Post your favorite Simpson Quotes" Game

PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 8:11 pm
by coasterfansince1999
Ralph Wiggum: Ha! All my friends have birthdays!


Homer: No TV and mo beer make Homer something something...
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do!
Homer: Ha ha! Scaredy cat! *Makes stupid face* *Looks in mirror* AAAAAAHHHHHH! :lmao: :lmao:

Re: The "Post your favorite Simpson Quotes" Game

PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2012 6:07 am
by donkeyman18
Bart: go apple
millhouse: go orange
ralph: go banana

Re: The "Post your favorite Simpson Quotes" Game

PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:27 pm
by grrt
Chief Wiggum: Trash cans tipped over... cheese packages poked and repoked... all signs point to one obvious culprit. A giant rat.

Possibly my favorite scene ever is when they get their house repossessed and Homer is attempting to hang himself on the tree in the front yard but instead he uproots the whole tree haha!