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PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:22 am
by MisterP
In a Halloween episide when Homer is a King Kong-type giant ape:

Carl: "I heard we're goin' to Ape Island"
Lenny: "Yeah, to capture a giant ape. I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island"
Charlie: "Candy Apple Island? Whatta they got there?"
Carl: "Apes. But they're not so big"

PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 5:13 pm
by Speeddeamon128
Homer: "Hmm Burger..."

PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:42 pm
by JFrombaugh
(Episode where Marge becomes a cop)
Homer: Hey, you're not really arresting me?
Marge: You have the right to remain silent.
Homer: I choose to waive that right. AAAAHHH!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!

PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:33 pm
by DarkStitch626
This one is classic. "A women is more like a beer, they look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!" :lmao:

PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:42 pm
by Kennyweird
Image

"The goggles, they do nothing!"

PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:10 pm
by QueerRudie
Lisa Simpson in "Simpson's Bible Stories"-

"Feh, Slave Labor. You get what you pay for."

PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:13 am
by Taylo234
From when Ralph is in the bathroom.

Skinner: "Ralph, are you almost finished?"
Ralph: "I finished before we came in!"

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM0IeriH ... annel_page)

PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:46 am
by Manny In England
Mr Burns: (confused) Ketchup, Catsup, Ketchup, Catsup, I'm in way over my head here.

PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:18 am
by paintballer
Homer with a hook in his nose
"Marge I think the hooks hitting my brain......Snarflegoogle Baby boople Baby Baby Baby boople"

Such a WTF moment

PostPosted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:50 pm
by Sticky Nicky
Ralph in the Simpsons Movie: "I like men now". That line had everyone in the theater laughing for about 3 minutes.