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Re: The "Post Your Favorite Family Guy Quotes" Game!

PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 7:42 am
by MayTheGForceBeWithYou
"Hi, I'm Chris. I'm supposed to be on my best behavior tonight and not mention poop...oh god, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!"

Re: The "Post Your Favorite Family Guy Quotes" Game!

PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 7:54 pm
by Crazy_Behemoth_Lady_Jess
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Re: The "Post Your Favorite Family Guy Quotes" Game!

PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 8:03 pm
by X-L-R-8
^Win :D

Re: The "Post Your Favorite Family Guy Quotes" Game!

PostPosted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 3:07 am
by dino
Parodying Lost

Jack: (breathing heavily) Kate,you don't get it...We are the Island!...Hand me that paper bag.
Kate: Jack, that's got my poop in it.
Jack: (breathing heavily) "I know, I know...It's got a hint of coconut in it...And something else...But that's part of the mystery."

Re: The "Post Your Favorite Family Guy Quotes" Game!

PostPosted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 8:22 pm
by Crazy_Behemoth_Lady_Jess
Peter: Hey Cleveland, come here. Check out my on board-computer-navigation-system! Standard:
Navigation-System: Left turn ahead.
Peter: Spanish:
Navigation-System: Va alla esquierda aya.
Peter: Yakov Smirnoff:
Navigation-System: In Soviet Russia, car drives you!


Navigation-system: Turn right at fork in road. In Soviet Russia road forks you!
Peter: Wah.. is this gettin' old.

Re: The "Post Your Favorite Family Guy Quotes" Game!

PostPosted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 10:35 am
by MayTheGForceBeWithYou
Crudely painted not so funny plywood cut out folk art!

Re: The "Post Your Favorite Family Guy Quotes" Game!

PostPosted: Sun Oct 10, 2010 12:37 pm
by davisal771
^ I believe we watched the same episode last night ;)

Chris: What do you do at a Young Republicans meeting?
Girl: We help those who already have the means to help themselves. Also, we perpetuate the idea that Jesus chose America to destroy non-believers and brown people.
Chris: I don't know why, but I feel safer already.

Re: The "Post Your Favorite Family Guy Quotes" Game!

PostPosted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 7:33 pm
by B-RadG
Peter "She'll get that sloppy, old, Spanish maid to do it, and she will, but only to raise money to pay for medicine for her prematurely overweight son, Diabeto."
Diabeto "Mama, may I have cookie?"
Sloppy, old, Spanish maid "Noo Diabeto, roll back to keetchen."
Diabeto "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

Re: The "Post Your Favorite Family Guy Quotes" Game!

PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:36 pm
by sfgamguy
Peter: Lois, Chris is pretty gullable

(Peter puches Chris)

Chris: Heyyyyy!!!!

Peter: (Points to Lamp) It was him!

(Chris starts punching the lamp)

Peter: See...

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Lois: Geez Peter your as excited as a porquipine meeting a pinapple

Porquipine: Hey Good lookin wher have you been all my life hahah....haaaahaa...hahah

Re: The "Post Your Favorite Family Guy Quotes" Game!

PostPosted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 10:28 pm
by 154bmag
"Feel my warm breath on the nape of your neck. My hands on your big soft boobs running down you big man lik-HOLY CRAP ITS CHRIS"