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Postby Stitch » Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:13 pm

You remember that time I took that art class ...
"Am .. am I supposed to draw the penis?"

And then there was the sculpting class ...
"Am .. am I supposed to sculpt the penis?"

And the time I was a conductor ...
"Am .. am I supposed to conduct with my penis?"
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Postby Homer » Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:19 pm

From last weeks episode, the Bewitched (mediocre 2005 remake) flashback:

Witch: Guess what, I'm a Witch!
Will Ferell: Guess what, I'm a Clippers fan!

(everybody in theater laughs)
Stewie: That wasn't very funny.
(Stewie then exits the theater to a Taxi, which then takes him to the airport, Stewie flies to LA and rides to a hardware store in a Limo. Stewie buys a short ladder, after he buys the ladder, he stops at Will Ferell's house. Stewie climbs the ladder and ringy dingy ding-a-ling dings the doorbell. Will Ferell arrives.)

(Stewie KO's Will)
Stewie: THAT WASN'T VERY FUNNY AT ALL!
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Postby CoasterCrazy » Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:55 pm

"Damn the toilet! It's made slaves of you all! It just sits there consuming other people's feces while contributing nothing of its own to society."

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Postby Stitch » Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:57 pm

CoasterCrazy wrote:"Damn the toilet! It's made slaves of you all! It just sits there consuming other people's feces while contributing nothing of its own to society."

You forgot my favorite part of that ... "You get a job!" :lol:
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Postby dandaman » Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:01 pm

I'll go for the obvious ones:

"Almost...almost...almost...there we are." "Oh, good show."

AND...

"Hmmm...you know, Martha, we could be having sexual intercourse right now."
"Hmm, yes, I supposed we could."
"Hmm, yes...but let's not."

:lol: Go High Class British Porn!
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Postby CoasterCrazy » Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:02 pm

"Son, this is a big day for you. Today, you become the man of the house, because, when we get home, your mother is going to kill me."

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Postby ParkTrips » Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:06 pm

"Pretend I'm your Child!... Not Meg!!! Not Meg!!"

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Postby Homer » Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:07 pm

Lois: Peter! Who is going to teach Chris' English class?
Peter: I don't know...
(Peter gets slimed)
(Title card for "You Can't Do That on TV will be right back" pops up)
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Postby ParkTrips » Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:19 pm

Stewie (in Chinatown): "I haven't seen one female baby here this place is a sausage fest"

:lol::lol:

That was one of the funniest things they've ever said that you need some intelligence to understand

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Postby CoasterFanatic » Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:28 pm

"SMMMOOOOOKKKKEEE!"
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