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Postby PhishyBrewer » Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:20 am

Peter: Hey! From down here does it look like I'm talking into a bunch of robot penises?

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Postby CoasterCrazy » Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:32 am

Peter: "Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois, and we'll throw it out. I don't want you to get rusty."

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Postby Token Yankee Guy » Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:56 am

"You know, we could have sexual intercourse right now...but let's not"
"Britain, Britain, Britain, We're open from 9 to 6, monday through saturdays"

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Postby CoasterCrazy » Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:59 am

"See, Meg, things always work out if you just do whatever you want without thinking about the consequences."

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Postby CoasterFanatic » Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:00 am

"touche' salesman" - Peter

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Postby Sir Clinksalot » Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:13 am

Brian: I'll be in the basement.
Peter: Doin' what?
Brian: What do you think?

Stewie: Someone will have to explain that to me.

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Postby Rusty Nail » Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:18 am

Hello, and welcome to the Quahog Special People's Games. I'm Tom Tucker. And I'm Diane Simmons. It's a great day to be alive, Tom, able-bodied or not. It sure is. Today we'll see some of Quahog's finest athletes struggle valiantly against God's twisted designs. You'll cheer, cry, maybe even have a cheap laugh or two. I know I will, Tom.
There's the possibility that, by the end of the day, we'll all be going to Hell. I'll see you there, Diane.

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Postby derwood » Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:37 am

Peter: "Hey, Lois, look! The two symbols of the Republican party: an elephant and a big fat white guy who's threatened by change."

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Postby Homer » Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:42 am

"In Soviet Russia, Road forks You!" -Yakov Smirnoff mode on Peter's shortlived new car on Family Guy.
-My butt has touched 112 roller coasters, how unfortunate.

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Postby kennywood!007 » Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:06 pm

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