The "Rant" Thread

[thrillseeker4552Why do I still have a donkey title???]

Roundabouts or designated turning lights are so much better.

And you've determined this from your two years of driving?

Yes?

Not really sure why that means I cannot have a preference over ways intersections are controlled...

[XIIWhy do I still have a donkey title???]

Dear car that blatantly ran that red light and nearly hit me, F*CK YOU!!! Really wish there was a red light camera there so that asshole would've been ticketed.

[cal1br3ttoWhy do I still have a donkey title???]

Just received multiple civil emergency alerts. All of the water in town is contaminated (and boiling will make it worse). Pets are not supposed to drink the water. Water is sold out at most locations. I have a pet. She can't just drink beer!

[NrthwndBAYSIDE STATION!!!]

^ How are you doing, now? And your pet?
I hope you did find some drinkable water there.
For the both of you.

[prozach626Why do I still have a donkey title???]

Pets are not supposed to drink the water.

It has to be pretty bad when pets can't drink the water. So you guys are the next Flint Michigan?


Today I have to drive into the city (St. Louis) to do a civil deposition on a traffic crash I worked four FFFing years ago. Friday I'm on call for court. I also have a Federal trial pending. This is by far the worst part of my job.

[ImOnABoatChallenge me at Donkey Kong...I dare ya!]

Thanks Robb for taking down one of the funniest things i've ever seen

[viking86Why do I still have a donkey title???]

Dear wasps aka assholes with wings!!

Please stay out of my apartment. I will kill you if you come inside! I already got four of you this weekend and I will not hesitate to kill again!

Thank you!

[prozach626Why do I still have a donkey title???]

^When spring hit I was working out at the gym at work. There was a wasp trapped inside, so I captured it in a cup and tossed it outside. I sh*t you not, that same day I got buzzed by 4 or 5 aggressive bees. Karma doesn't always work like you'd think.

[viking86Why do I still have a donkey title???]

While I have never liked wasps, I have a bit of a strained relationship with them after I was stung by one last autumn. If I had been aggressive or waving my arms or whatever it would have been "fine", but I was sitting outside in my chair, sitting completely still, and out of absolutely nowhere I felt a sudden stinging sensation in my neck. Not that it was extremely painful or anything, though I definitely felt it for a few hours, but just the completely unprovoked attack really pissed me off!!

[prozach626Why do I still have a donkey title???]

I've only been stung by a wasp one time in two places and that son of a bitch HURT! He did a sneak attack on my leg when I was driving. I felt an itch or something moving on my leg, so I moved my hand toward it and BAM! Twice right on the left thigh. It's always fun to panic and have to take care of an attacking bee while you're in your car stopped at a stop light. He got me good. Luckily, I survived. I remember feeling really jittery for the first few hours of work, so I would have felt really weird if I took one on the neck like you did.