So this farmer was hitting the moonshine pretty hard one night. He storms into the bedroom to wake up his wife. In one arm he has the bottle of moonshine, and in the other arm he has a pig from the barn... Farmer: "this is the cow I bang when you're not around!" Farmer's wife: "you're drunk, that's a pig in your arm!" Farmer: "I wasn't talkin' to you!"
Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.
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