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Re: Tell Me A Joke!

Postby yay101 » Thu May 26, 2016 9:24 am

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Re: Tell Me A Joke!

Postby Wily J » Tue May 31, 2016 7:44 pm

It started raining, and now my stupid wife can't stop looking through the window.


If it really starts pouring down, I'm afraid I will have to let her inside.



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Re: Tell Me A Joke!

Postby Angle O. Descent » Tue May 31, 2016 8:06 pm

So this farmer was hitting the moonshine pretty hard one night. He storms into the bedroom to wake up his wife. In one arm he has the bottle of moonshine, and in the other arm he has a pig from the barn...
Farmer: "this is the cow I bang when you're not around!"
Farmer's wife: "you're drunk, that's a pig in your arm!"
Farmer: "I wasn't talkin' to you!"

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Re: Tell Me A Joke!

Postby Wily J » Tue May 31, 2016 8:25 pm

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Re: Tell Me A Joke!

Postby SixFlagsAstroworld » Wed Jun 01, 2016 5:58 am

Heard this from my dad yesterday:


Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.
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Re: Tell Me A Joke!

Postby Pirate » Wed Jun 01, 2016 12:01 pm

Three dead men go up to Heaven and an angel asks them this:

"Say something and you will have a lifetime supply of it."

One man shouts "GOLD!" and gets a lifetime supply of gold.

The next man shouts "CHOCOLATE!" and gets a lifetime supply of chocolate.

The third man trips over a cloud and says "Oh, ****!" and gets a lifetime supply of... :oops:
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Re: Tell Me A Joke!

Postby Matman-TheRide » Wed Jun 01, 2016 8:25 pm

Click the link for a funny video about dancing squirells and George W Bush fucking an owl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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Re: Tell Me A Joke!

Postby Wily J » Thu Jun 02, 2016 6:36 pm

Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?



Because he only comes once a year.


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Re: Tell Me A Joke!

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Re: Tell Me A Joke!

Postby Nrthwnd » Sun Jul 24, 2016 11:01 am

Never trust an Atom.

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