love that movie.
"mayday? what the heck is that?" "mayday!? why that's the Russian new year! we can have a big parade and serve hot hours d'ouerves..."
"there's a problem in the cockpit." "the cockpit! what is it?" "well it's a little room up front where the captain sits, but that's not important right now."
"what's he in for?" "severe shell shock. *whispers* he thinks he's Ethel Merman." "(singing) yooouuu'lll be swell! you'll be great. gonna have the whole world on a plate. startin' here. startin' now. honey, everything's coming up roooossseeesss." "war is hell."
sadly, that was all from memory. I'll spare you any more quotes from the movie. :?