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Re: Unanswered/Dumb Question-Dumb Answer game

Postby cal1br3tto » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:01 pm

Well, how else would the lemons get clean? Obviously you clean lemons with lemons.

Why was it decided that receiving lemons is an undesirable part of life?
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Re: Unanswered/Dumb Question-Dumb Answer game

Postby ytterbiumanalyst » Thu Feb 15, 2018 2:03 am

Well, if life would give you tea, too, it'd be totally cool. It'd even be cool to get tea without lemons. But lemons without tea, that's just life being a dick.

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Re: Unanswered/Dumb Question-Dumb Answer game

Postby DoinItForTheFame » Fri Feb 16, 2018 3:22 pm

No. You could just put them outside. Not in direct sunlight of course.

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Re: Unanswered/Dumb Question-Dumb Answer game

Postby ytterbiumanalyst » Fri Feb 16, 2018 6:07 pm

Because no one wants to buy rude and grouchy things.

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Re: Unanswered/Dumb Question-Dumb Answer game

Postby DoinItForTheFame » Wed Feb 21, 2018 8:48 am

Because if not you'll get electrocuted trying to get it out of the toaster with a fork.

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Re: Unanswered/Dumb Question-Dumb Answer game

Postby thrillseeker4552 » Thu Feb 22, 2018 12:44 pm

Because Cedar Point won’t add a ride unless it breaks every freakin’ record possible.

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Re: Unanswered/Dumb Question-Dumb Answer game

Postby ytterbiumanalyst » Fri Feb 23, 2018 5:15 pm

They did, in 2013.

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Re: Unanswered/Dumb Question-Dumb Answer game

Postby cal1br3tto » Fri Feb 23, 2018 5:36 pm

Are you kidding? That would be like if someone invented a sport that uses brooms and a rock.

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Re: Unanswered/Dumb Question-Dumb Answer game

Postby SFNE Fan » Sat Feb 24, 2018 4:25 pm

Because the world would run out of metal, and have to resort to giving the winners dirt

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Re: Unanswered/Dumb Question-Dumb Answer game

Postby ytterbiumanalyst » Sat Feb 24, 2018 6:12 pm

Because there aren't enough turtles to hold it up.

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