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Re: Unanswered/Dumb Question-Dumb Answer game

Postby ytterbiumanalyst » Tue Feb 06, 2018 3:28 pm

Because is grass is drying is horses is.

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Re: Unanswered/Dumb Question-Dumb Answer game

Postby MayTheGForceBeWithYou » Tue Feb 06, 2018 5:20 pm

Because Chewbacca doesn't actually live on Endor with a bunch of 2 foot tall Ewoks, so the defense that it doesn't make sense doesn't make sense, therefore it makes sense.

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Re: Unanswered/Dumb Question-Dumb Answer game

Postby ytterbiumanalyst » Tue Feb 06, 2018 5:23 pm

You must be a venerated Virginian veteran whose men are all lining up to put him upon a pedestal, writing letters to relatives relishing his elegance and eloquence.

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Re: Unanswered/Dumb Question-Dumb Answer game

Postby DarienLaker » Tue Feb 06, 2018 7:03 pm

Dreams never come true in reality!

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Re: Unanswered/Dumb Question-Dumb Answer game

Postby ytterbiumanalyst » Wed Feb 07, 2018 4:25 am

Because they do care (at least a little).

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Re: Unanswered/Dumb Question-Dumb Answer game

Postby DoinItForTheFame » Wed Feb 07, 2018 6:40 pm

Because otherwise they would be called the Summer Olympics?

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Re: Unanswered/Dumb Question-Dumb Answer game

Postby thrillseeker4552 » Fri Feb 09, 2018 10:40 am

Because it gets to a point that speeds faster than 150mph are just flat out uncomfortable and unpleasant. Plus, maintenance costs for the launch system and the train's wheels are probably a huge factor.

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Re: Unanswered/Dumb Question-Dumb Answer game

Postby ytterbiumanalyst » Fri Feb 09, 2018 2:30 pm

Because a yeti was attacking your school.

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Re: Unanswered/Dumb Question-Dumb Answer game

Postby joelwee » Sat Feb 10, 2018 12:57 pm

Because that would be udder nonsense. ;)

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Re: Unanswered/Dumb Question-Dumb Answer game

Postby ytterbiumanalyst » Mon Feb 12, 2018 2:16 pm

Because a 4D coaster based on Galactus would rip a hole in space-time. Six Flags values guest safety.

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