Weirdest Things The 'GP' Have Said

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Re: Weirdest Things The 'GP' Have Said

Postby TheAmericanKnight » Tue Feb 12, 2019 12:02 pm

dmh1079 wrote:GP looking at the first drop on Steel Vengeance, "That drop is 90 degrees. Straight down. No way is that safe. I'm not riding a ride that drops straight down like that. Nope!"

(said while in line for Maverick)

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Re: Weirdest Things The 'GP' Have Said

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Re: Weirdest Things The 'GP' Have Said

Postby Canobie Coaster » Tue Feb 12, 2019 12:57 pm

^^ Makes complete sense. Maverick's drop is 95 degrees, not 90 degrees. Big difference. :lol:
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Re: Weirdest Things The 'GP' Have Said

Postby boldikus » Wed Oct 09, 2019 4:16 pm

It's just a totally super random list some idiot threw together. At least Toro is ranked high.

But yeah thanks for bumping the worst thread on this board. :thumbsdown:

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Re: Weirdest Things The 'GP' Have Said

Postby CaptainUnknown » Thu Oct 10, 2019 2:51 am

I'm not sure what the writer was on when they wrote about Goliath, but can I get some too?
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Re: Weirdest Things The 'GP' Have Said

Postby Kanakoonthecoasters » Fri Oct 11, 2019 2:24 pm

At Six Flags St. Louis last year, we were on line for Batman the Ride, when a clueless GP looks at us and says, "Where's the exit?" We weren't even at the station yet!
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Re: Weirdest Things The 'GP' Have Said

Postby mary.pesik » Mon Nov 18, 2019 3:10 pm

I haven't heard anything weird from the GP yet. They've mostly been normal. Hey, we were all GP once, right?
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Re: Weirdest Things The 'GP' Have Said

Postby joelwee » Mon Nov 18, 2019 8:52 pm

^ Technically, most enthusiasts are GP, too - the exceptions being those who work in the amusement industry.
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Re: Weirdest Things The 'GP' Have Said

Postby prozach626 » Tue Nov 19, 2019 6:06 am

Kanakoonthecoasters wrote:At Six Flags St. Louis last year, we were on line for Batman the Ride, when a clueless GP looks at us and says, "Where's the exit?" We weren't even at the station yet!


"Clueless?" Your post came off as really condescending, just like most of the posts in this thread. I'll just leave this idiotic gem here:

Kanakoonthecoasters wrote:On Wild West Falls at Warner Bros. Movie World, I shouted "FIST ME DADDY!!" during the big drop.

During Bizarro at GAdv this year, I shouted "MIND WYRMMS!"

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