The Bryan and Adam Show Thread

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Postby Speeddeamon128 » Sat Jan 17, 2009 10:35 am

Great & funny update guys!
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Postby TheRapidsNerd » Sat Jan 17, 2009 12:00 pm

Keep up the great work guys! Loving it! =)

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Postby Guy T. Koepp » Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:06 pm

Thanks for doing Kim for me... ...er... ...doing the Kim Possible thingy! So what is your reward for accomplishing your mission? If you tell me you get to do Kim, then it is officially over between us. I refuse to allow my girlfriend to whore herself around Epcot randomly banging just anybody who can accomplish these "difficult" missions? Tell me it's only a handshake and a pat on the back. Mabey a photo op, or just a peck on the cheek. Tell me you didn't do my girlfriend Adam! Tell me damnit! Oh! I see how it is! And don't give me that bros before hos crap! You and Bryan had better not have Chinese fingercuffed her! Cause if you have! There will be hell to pay when I get my hands on you two! No more of this "it's all about Bryan" & "newly gay Adam" crap! It will just be the "Guy rips Orlando teens a new a$$h0l@ show!" So help me God!

And Kimmy, if your reading, don't think your off the hook either! I warned you about this. I told you to beware of horny teenagers playing the game just to get close to you. I was a teen once and I know what occupied my mind 99.9% of the time. F~(king hot chicks like you, that's what! Don't fall for the, "Hey Kim, can we get a picture with you? Can I put my arm around you like we are friends? Oops! Sorry! I didn't mean to grab your boob. He He!" as he high 5s his friends. I told you this was a bad idea. People think just because they see you on TV that they know you. They think they own a piece of you. I think it would be in your best interest to let some cast member dress up as you, and you leave seedy issues with the whole groping thing up to them. I'm sure they have cast member psychologists at human resources standing by just for this reason alone. Hell, they probably have one alone just for the poor saps that play Chip and Dale while Elissa is in town. Cause you know she's probably inflicted years of mental damage from sexual abuse on those two rodents. What I'm trying to say Kimmy is, come home. Just leave that Orlando brothel some like to call "The Happiest Place on Earth." and come home. I miss you. :cry:

But if you fingercuffed Bryan and Adam, then it's paint thinner for you! :x

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Postby jedimaster1227 » Sun Jan 18, 2009 9:59 pm

^As you said, it was "all about Bryan!" I did not touch her, as I knew you were attached, but Bryan on the other hand... Well... Watch the video starting at 1:31 for some news that may not be too comforting.

Just remember that it was all about him and not about Adam. I've done nothing here except be honest with you! ;)


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Postby Not For Sale » Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:20 pm

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Postby Guy T. Koepp » Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:24 am

YOU TEA BAGGED KIM!

YOU TEA BAGGED KIM!!!

And according to the phone call I just had with her. She was unconcious too!

I thought you were my friend?!

You are a very bad man Bryan! And you will pay! First it was Shaggy and Scooby doing unthinkable things to my beloved Daphne! Now this?! Your days are numbered evil one, and your little gay friend too! When you least expect it!

EXPECT IT!!!

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Postby robbalvey » Mon Jan 19, 2009 1:17 am

Guy T. Koepp wrote:and your little gay friend too!

Hey now! Adam has gone on record to have banged 100 girls (Kim not being one of them) so I kindly ask that you retract that last statement.

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Postby slither37 » Mon Jan 19, 2009 5:44 am

Hilarious update. The video was made for ADHD people like myself.

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Postby Guy T. Koepp » Mon Jan 19, 2009 11:14 am

robbalvey wrote:
Guy T. Koepp wrote:and your little gay friend too!

Hey now! Adam has gone on record to have banged 100 girls (Kim not being one of them) so I kindly ask that you retract that last statement.

--Robb


So should he now now be known as previously gay, newly straight and strappingly virile Adam? :Pr

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Postby stevenpensacola » Fri Jan 23, 2009 11:01 am

Great thread guys....has something for everyone....including the Iron Chef America fans...

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