It's so weird how the grass is 2 different colors. The bottom one must be nutrient-rich from people shitting themselves with excitement.
Ew gross don't touch it
And of course it got stuck in there. What did you think would happen?
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All of a sudden, Adam started scheming.
"First off, I'm going to tell those punks to get off my lawn, then..."
"I won't break my hip because I hear it's very expensive, then..."
"Oh. That was all."
It's really quite beautiful here.
Grant W... Where have I heard that before?
I should explain: these are called "cave paintings". While they appear to be coherent thought, they aren't.
Some used tools such as "cray-on" to draw their crude ramblings.
While others used bird poop.
This one is particularly interesting, as it shows not all of these people were neanderthals. Some were bears.
It truly is a sight to behold. What's amazing is how you can just drive through the mountain to and from the parking lot.
It's a shame that they put these GOLF signs up though. They really ruin the tranquil environment.
Not a joke: This place is called "Ace Plus Chinese Buffet". I swear.
OH GOD TOO MUCH ACE PLUS BUFFET
Adam drank a lot of water. Because he didn't want to pay for a soda.
And then Adam noticed my grey hair. Doesn't change the fact that Adam is 90.
Adam told me we needed to really "sex it up". Then he told me to "sex it down".
"Stop telling me to cut my arm off with a Swiss army knife. It's weirding me out. I'm staying up here until you calm down."
I found some nice holes. I wish I was spelunking certified. Adam is scuba certified. Don't bother asking him about it, he'll remind you every 5 minutes you talk to him.
Here's the thing about these more "rustic" courses: their ground tends to be uneven, leading to "ripples" in the grass.
And then we noticed...
They've been mining Cici's Mountain!
The Bryan and Adam Show would like to remind you that delicious and refreshing Coca-Cola classic does not associate itself with the mining of Cici's Mountain and this is purely incidental.
And we started to realize...
There's gold in that there mine!
Newly rich, we decided to hit up the local saloon.
On second thought...
Let's just get this over with.
Done with the course, we decided to go further into the mountain to take a look at the locals' shop.
We're real impulse shoppers, especially after coming into such a fortune.
"I just gotta have it!"
Adam asked the man at the counter if he could sell him the metal poles so he can hang it up as high as possible. He could, so Adam bought.
And we couldn't resist the antiques!
If you don't like this, you're a jerk. Oh, wait, no. It just means you're an adult. Yeah, if you don't like this, you're an adult.
"This seems ill-advised! I'll take them all!"
And that was the last cent I had. So I stole everything else that I wanted.
Cheese it! It's the sherief!
QUICK! IN THE WATER!
After days at sea, we finally found land.
It seemed to be some remote island off of Florida.
Indeed, it was!
"Well, since we can't go back to the mainland..."
"Hey wait a second! We're saved!"
"Bryan, let it go. We're going back to Orlando."
So we made the long trek back. This time by foot.
"DIRECTIONS CONFUSE ME SOMETIMES BUT I'M GOOD AT THIS ONE"
And we made it!
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