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Re: Hersheypark (HP) Discussion Thread

Postby RCjunkie » Thu Jul 25, 2019 9:14 am

boldikus wrote:Twizzlers are absolute trash candy.


Correct. Right up there with Candy Corn.

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Re: Hersheypark (HP) Discussion Thread

Postby thrillseeker4552 » Thu Jul 25, 2019 9:20 am

I love how this park just announced an awesome-looking B&M Hyper that could easily rival Mako or any other top-tier B&M and we're talking about how bad Twizzlers are! lol

I am also 100% down for a Twizzler-themed RMC Wildcat, but dang, one coaster at a time!
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Re: Hersheypark (HP) Discussion Thread

Postby Haymaker » Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:15 am

RCjunkie wrote:
boldikus wrote:Twizzlers are absolute trash candy.


Correct. Right up there with Candy Corn.


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Re: Hersheypark (HP) Discussion Thread

Postby coasterbill » Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:21 am

thrillseeker4552 wrote:I love how this park just announced an awesome-looking B&M Hyper that could easily rival Mako or any other top-tier B&M and we're talking about how bad Twizzlers are! lol


They announced it last October along with a full rendering of the entire layout. All we learned yesterday was the exact height and the name.

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Re: Hersheypark (HP) Discussion Thread

Postby DirkFunk » Thu Jul 25, 2019 10:45 am

Twizzlers are basically "edible" candles. Garbage tier everything.

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Re: Hersheypark (HP) Discussion Thread

Postby LegendLover » Thu Jul 25, 2019 1:52 pm

I think nobody people aren't talking about the name enough. There are at least ten pages dedicated to making fun of "Crazanity" on Magic Mountain's page.

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Re: Hersheypark (HP) Discussion Thread

Postby DirkFunk » Thu Jul 25, 2019 1:59 pm

They can name it "LegendLover is Banging DirkFunk's Mom" for all I care. A B&M hyper is gonna be fun.

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Re: Hersheypark (HP) Discussion Thread

Postby CoasterAuditor » Thu Jul 25, 2019 2:02 pm

I mean it's not like Hershey gives two sh*ts how dumb anybody thinks the name is.
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Re: Hersheypark (HP) Discussion Thread

Postby bert425 » Thu Jul 25, 2019 8:24 pm

CoasterAuditor wrote:I mean it's not like Hershey gives two sh*ts how dumb anybody thinks the name is.


two sh*ts ??

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Re: Hersheypark (HP) Discussion Thread

Postby DILinator » Thu Jul 25, 2019 9:01 pm

DirkFunk wrote:They can name it "LegendLover is Banging DirkFunk's Mom" for all I care. A B&M hyper is gonna be fun.


:nina: This guys gets it!

Also, for a park like Hersheypark, I don't even think the name is a bad one! If it was at Cedar Point or Magic Mountain, I'd probably think it was kind of lame, but for a coaster at HP, it actually seems very fitting! I'm not sure why there's so much uproar over it!

Also, I LOVE Twizzlers, and consider them my favorite candy! So all you haters can go suck a warhead! :p In truth, I am not big into sweets, or candy, or even dessert or chocolate. But if I do eat candy, I prefer fruity to chocolaty. After Twizzlers, Skittles are my favorite, with Resses Pieces following them as my favorite non-fruity candy. But truthfully, I know all that candy stuff is garbage, so I generally try to avoid it. But comparing Twizzers to nasty stuff like Orange Peanuts and Candy Corn? For shame! At least nobody compared them to the abomination that is Peeps! :lol:
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