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Re: Dorney Park and Wildwater Kingdom Discussion Thread

Postby boldikus » Thu Aug 18, 2016 6:39 am

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50 bucks says it's one of those used flat rides they picked up. If we get a used Troika I'll laugh so hard I might suffocate.

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Re: Dorney Park and Wildwater Kingdom Discussion Thread

Postby madmax » Thu Aug 18, 2016 6:39 am

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djackson wrote:Seems like coasterbill was right about the bumper cars.


You people should listen to me more often. ;) Especially the people in the KD thread waiting for a B&M hyper that would be vastly inferior to I305 anyway.


How is a B&M hyper vastly inferior to I305? Two completely different experiences.
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Re: Dorney Park and Wildwater Kingdom Discussion Thread

Postby Johnlloyd » Thu Aug 18, 2016 6:40 am

coasterbill wrote:
Johnlloyd wrote:Condor


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I'd love for Dorney to get a condor and shove it straight up Hershey's a**. I didn't know a Condor was up for grabs here. I love those.



... but my money's on sh*tty bumper cars.


Yeah, even though I never said that, a condor would have been nice but, Worlds of Fun will be receiving one. At least Dorney Park has received one really good ride, that being Kaleidoscope. :)
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Re: Dorney Park and Wildwater Kingdom Discussion Thread

Postby grsupercity » Thu Aug 18, 2016 6:40 am

madmax wrote:
coasterbill wrote:
djackson wrote:Seems like coasterbill was right about the bumper cars.


You people should listen to me more often. ;) Especially the people in the KD thread waiting for a B&M hyper that would be vastly inferior to I305 anyway.


How is a B&M hyper vastly inferior to I305? Two completely different experiences.


Your right. One is fun (I305) the other is boring
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Re: Dorney Park and Wildwater Kingdom Discussion Thread

Postby boldikus » Thu Aug 18, 2016 6:42 am

madmax wrote:
coasterbill wrote:
djackson wrote:Seems like coasterbill was right about the bumper cars.


You people should listen to me more often. ;) Especially the people in the KD thread waiting for a B&M hyper that would be vastly inferior to I305 anyway.


How is a B&M hyper vastly inferior to I305? Two completely different experiences.


OMG don't even bring this sh*t over into this thread. We're doing just fine arguing about whether or not Hydra sucks (it does) and whether or not the dry side of the park actually gets crowds (it doesnt).
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Re: Dorney Park and Wildwater Kingdom Discussion Thread

Postby The Geek Mojo » Thu Aug 18, 2016 6:42 am

Hey don't forget about the show, cabanas, bar and pavilion too! Alright one park down for today...Who's next?

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Re: Dorney Park and Wildwater Kingdom Discussion Thread

Postby DILinator » Thu Aug 18, 2016 6:45 am

SteelForceless wrote:
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SteelForceless wrote:At this point it wouldn't surprise me if we received a heap of metal.


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Back off! MiA deserves that twisted heap of metal more after all these years! ;)

We're willing to split it 50/50 if you're interested.


You at least have received a B&M in your park, so I'd say a 70/30 split is more fair! ;)

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djackson wrote:Seems like coasterbill was right about the bumper cars.


You people should listen to me more often. ;) Especially the people in the KD thread waiting for a B&M hyper that would be vastly inferior to I305 anyway.


That thread is one more speculation rumor away from eruption. Even Coasterbill cant shine wisdom on that thread trap


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Re: Dorney Park and Wildwater Kingdom Discussion Thread

Postby boldikus » Thu Aug 18, 2016 6:45 am

coasterbill wrote:
I'd love for Dorney to get a condor and shove it straight up Hershey's a**.


How did I miss this top tier posting?

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Re: Dorney Park and Wildwater Kingdom Discussion Thread

Postby DirkFunk » Thu Aug 18, 2016 7:00 am

https://www.dorneypark.com/what-s-new/2017-announcement

More dry park capacity for a place that barely needs it. Structural stuff like the bar and the picnic area is the real win, I guess?

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Re: Dorney Park and Wildwater Kingdom Discussion Thread

Postby coasterkid124 » Thu Aug 18, 2016 7:01 am

Lol, wasn't the "picnic pavilion jamboree" part of last year's "additions" as well. This park is beginning to suck so bad, I wouldn't be surprised if they just Geauga Lake it, and close the dry side. I find it funny that they are finding a way to market bumper cars, and a 30+ year old ride.

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