Dorney Park and Wildwater Kingdom Discussion Thread

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Re: Dorney Park and Wildwater Kingdom Discussion Thread

Postby ImNotOneOfYou » Mon Aug 15, 2016 8:27 pm

John Peck wrote:I think the early entry is not available on weekdays.


Last May I had half an hour of early entry to the park and still thought it was early entry 3 hours later. You should be fine
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Re: Dorney Park and Wildwater Kingdom Discussion Thread

Postby boldikus » Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:07 am

Well apparently the park noticed all the high praise for the hitek next level video teaser they uploaded last week and went for the simple still image instead today. 2017 Announcement Thursday @ 9:15am.
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Re: Dorney Park and Wildwater Kingdom Discussion Thread

Postby Jcoaster » Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:10 am

Hope ya'll are ready for the new Giga Coaster and entrance plaza :lmao:
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Re: Dorney Park and Wildwater Kingdom Discussion Thread

Postby coasterbill » Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:12 am

Wait, they're announcing it 45 minutes before the park opens on the main midway? Why? Wouldn't they want guests to be able to be there? They should do it during operating hours on the main midway that way there will be plenty of people to see...



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Yeah I guess you may as well do it at 9:15. Same thing...

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Re: Dorney Park and Wildwater Kingdom Discussion Thread

Postby boldikus » Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:29 am

:lol: :lol: I thought that too.

Unrelated...
Police charge 8 with pot possession at Dorney Park
All the arrests came within about seven hours of each other on Sunday.

S. WHITEHALL TWP., Pa. - One of the longest lines at Dorney Park last weekend may have been the one before a district judge. Police on Sunday charged eight people with drug offenses in three separate incidents at the South Whitehall Township amusement park. Authorities allege one man ate evidence, two men were spotted smoking pot in the parking lot at 11 o’clock in the morning and that three people face charges after the smell of marijuana came wafting out of their fluffy, fluffy bunny filled with medicine and goo.


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Re: Dorney Park and Wildwater Kingdom Discussion Thread

Postby SkyToro » Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:42 pm

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Re: Dorney Park and Wildwater Kingdom Discussion Thread

Postby Mr. Corn » Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:51 pm

boldikus wrote::lol: :lol: I thought that too.

Unrelated...
Police charge 8 with pot possession at Dorney Park
All the arrests came within about seven hours of each other on Sunday.

S. WHITEHALL TWP., Pa. - One of the longest lines at Dorney Park last weekend may have been the one before a district judge. Police on Sunday charged eight people with drug offenses in three separate incidents at the South Whitehall Township amusement park. Authorities allege one man ate evidence, two men were spotted smoking pot in the parking lot at 11 o’clock in the morning and that three people face charges after the smell of marijuana came wafting out of their fluffy, fluffy bunny filled with medicine and goo.


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Re: Dorney Park and Wildwater Kingdom Discussion Thread

Postby coasterbill » Wed Aug 17, 2016 5:25 am

S. WHITEHALL TWP., Pa. - One of the longest lines at Dorney Park last weekend may have been the one before a district judge. Police on Sunday charged eight people...


They thought they were just being cute but if there were eight people in line for something this is probably an accurate statement. ;)

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Re: Dorney Park and Wildwater Kingdom Discussion Thread

Postby boldikus » Wed Aug 17, 2016 6:14 am

Also

the smell of marijuana came wafting out of their fluffy, fluffy bunny filled with medicine and goo.

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Re: Dorney Park and Wildwater Kingdom Discussion Thread

Postby SkyToro » Wed Aug 17, 2016 11:56 am

This is the last year for All Wheel Sports. The announcement comes 1 day before the 2017 announcement... could we be seeing a dark ride?
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