Maybe it's not just a Cedar Point thing. Check out Surf Dog's description on the Kings Island page. Link
"Surf Dog is the roller coaster that provides all the feels. The one that dreams are made of."
And then at Michigan's Adventure you have Big Dipper. Link
"Everyone needs a dream. A reason to shoot for the stars. But in order to reach your dream, you have to train. Likewise, before future roller coaster enthusiasts drop from unheard-of heights at mind-bending speeds here at Michigan’s Adventure, they need to train on a starter ride like our Big Dipper."
Well I guess I'm not going to bed for a while. These are gold!