AdamFT Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 By the way, enjoy Alton Towers, i'd go there if it wasn't a £30 entrance fee. Total rip off if you ask me. In a few years it wouldn't surprise me seeing Alton Towers closing down. I have already heard loads of people who have stopped going. All the Tussuads parks entrance fee are around £29.50 and your a fool if you pay more than about £25 for it because of all the offers that are always going around on the net, even the official site sells tickets for £23. Also you could get an annual pass which is very good value for money. Are you kidding me? Its busier than ever this year and its still easily the best park in the UK and will be around for a long long time. Enthusiasts seem to take Alton Towers for granted in my eyes and go round looking for faults with the place, personally i've never had a bad day there. [/end rant] Anyways sorry for that slight off topicness, continue with the very funny updates Mr Alvey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ork1927 Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Hooray Porthcawl - my local(ish) park. Is the Enterprise still there? I haven't been there for years (which is lame as its only 30 minutes away). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharkTums Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Since Robb is actually off the computer for a few quick seconds I just wanted to say what an awesome time we're having! A few quick things: - Giant Super SLC is not as bad as people say - Inverted Wacky Worms are awesome - Legoland Windsor is super nice - Vampire is better than I remembered - Dragon's Fury 3 times in a row is a very bad idea - We miss Joe and Joey! - Coney Beach is the coolest place ever - I never knew my body could be so bruised from breaking a kiddie coaster - Super happy fun slides are much better when there are no rules - Speed's airtime hill is insane - Megafobia seems to be getting worse and worse - Splash Landings is AWESOME! Their master blaster is my favorite of all the ones I've been on - Alton still pisses me off for some strange reason - I finally won my Annoying Frog - 1 hour of ERT on a rocket coaster and it only broke down for 6 minutes! (because of John and his camera of doom!) - Roommate Drama is annoying - Weather is hot, but working to our advantage so far - I'm exhausted - Steeplechase is calling me That's it for now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParkTrips Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik Johnson Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Oh my God Joe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy T. Koepp Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 OMFG! I get back from 4 days straight of work and what do I see! All this TPR UK meatnormous goodness! It looks like you all are having an awesome time! I am so jealous. R & E, so sad about the horrible Beast on your ride over tha Pond. Hopefully her incessant grunting didn't interfere with any mile high BoF. The video of you guys spying on Lou and Jeff was Hi-larious. Ya'll are a bunch of hopefull perverts. I wish I was there. Lou... ... lovely Lou. Your looking tasty in all your UK pornstar best. Keep up the good work. Or, should we say... ... the BAD work. If you play your cards right, you will have more penis than any girl ever imagined. Derek, we need more shots of you grabbing your crotch... ...simulating something coming out of your crotch... ...rubbing something against your crotch. You can never have enough Derek crotch. Speaking of Derek crotch. Where are all the pictures of the radient Nicole? And when you post them, you must caption them with some reference to Derek pumping something. Oh! Bangin' Rack Nicole! More sideboob profiles please Robb. Dan. Stop being the bag boy! Eat some sugar. Drink some coffee. Get wet! Live a little. Tommy & James. You just arn't acting ghey enough in your pics. What happened? Did you both get an eyeful of Lou and decide to come out of the closet straight? Barry, looks like they found a good place for you to sleep. Hey Rich. You thought I was nuts? You all look like your having a stupendous time! I look forward to seeing the rest of the whole trip. Get lots of ride time in. Dream of the greatest ride ever... "Sideboob w/ Nip!" The ride! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywood!007 Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Hey Guy, I went to K-Mart the other day and saw cookies that were Kim Possibles head, I should've bought them and sent them to you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scttmn31 Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 Looks like you guys are having a lot of fun. Hope the weather stays nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 By the way, enjoy Alton Towers, i'd go there if it wasn't a £30 entrance fee. Total rip off if you ask me. In a few years it wouldn't surprise me seeing Alton Towers closing down. I have already heard loads of people who have stopped going. All the Tussuads parks entrance fee are around £29.50 and your a fool if you pay more than about £25 for it because of all the offers that are always going around on the net, even the official site sells tickets for £23. Also you could get an annual pass which is very good value for money. Are you kidding me? Its busier than ever this year and its still easily the best park in the UK and will be around for a long long time. Enthusiasts seem to take Alton Towers for granted in my eyes and go round looking for faults with the place, personally i've never had a bad day there. [/end rant] Anyways sorry for that slight off topicness, continue with the very funny updates Mr Alvey. most I will ever pay for any thmepark is £20 - £25 or if i'm felling generous I might, which will be never Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiCoastal Kid Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 ^Don't plan on going to many Disney parks, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy T. Koepp Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Uhh, Are you guys a half day ahead or behind us now? I thought behind. But then you could already be into tomorrow. Oh hell, I don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 don't care really, i'll go where I can and when I can, how much is cedar point these days? if its around $35 - $40 thats cheap for me, only works out at about £20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scttmn31 Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Cedar Point is $40 for a ticket. It has been lowered $5 since last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 $40 get get get get get innnnnnnnnnnnnn, lol now look here and you will understand why I moan about alton towers http://www.rcdb.com/pd268.htm <--- Alton Towers http://www.rcdb.com/pd1.htm <--- Cedar Point pay less, get more word of advice to Alton Towers lower your prices otherwise I can see them going OOB OOB = out of buisness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 For all of you moaning about Alton's ticket prices. Tussauds Annual Pass - £80 Thorpe, Chessington, Alton, Madame Tussauds, some castle. Unlimited (52 visits) entry. Also it gets you into some European parks free once a year like Heide Park, and there's one in Sweden I think. So there cheapskates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 For all of you moaning about Alton's ticket prices. Tussauds Annual Pass - £80 Thorpe, Chessington, Alton, Madame Tussauds, some castle. Unlimited (52 visits) entry. Also it gets you into some European parks free once a year like Heide Park, and there's one in Sweden I think. So there cheapskates. who in their wildest dreams would want to goto Alton Towers that amount of times? not me same with Madame Tussauds that looks boring and probably will be. I would just rather save and then goto every single themepark. On a personal note in my opinion Alton Towers is just full of rubbish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jew Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 - We miss Joe and Joey! -Joey "still bummed out I missed a viewing of Barry's Dutch Wonderland video...oh yeah, and spending two weeks with my good friends too" Mandel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DenDen Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Definately DenDen Approved! It's got my name on it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiCoastal Kid Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 For all of you moaning about Alton's ticket prices. Tussauds Annual Pass - £80 Thorpe, Chessington, Alton, Madame Tussauds, some castle. Unlimited (52 visits) entry. Also it gets you into some European parks free once a year like Heide Park, and there's one in Sweden I think. So there cheapskates. who in their wildest dreams would want to goto Alton Towers that amount of times? not me same with Madame Tussauds that looks boring and probably will be. I would just rather save and then goto every single themepark. On a personal note in my opinion Alton Towers is just full of rubbish OKAY, except the point he was making was you can get into all three parks multiple times for the price of one time at each. Also, if you didn't notice, tickets to Alton are £18 this month so you could go there and not have any of that "rip off" thing to complain about. Another thing. Just because Cedar point has more roller coasters doesn't make it better. The reason you probably dont like Alton is you probably just want all coasters all the time, instead of the far superior landscaping and scenery that Alton is set in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eunuch Provocateur Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Where can we ascertain Barry's Dutch Wonderland video? Or is it exclusive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 For all of you moaning about Alton's ticket prices. Tussauds Annual Pass - £80 Thorpe, Chessington, Alton, Madame Tussauds, some castle. Unlimited (52 visits) entry. Also it gets you into some European parks free once a year like Heide Park, and there's one in Sweden I think. So there cheapskates. who in their wildest dreams would want to goto Alton Towers that amount of times? not me same with Madame Tussauds that looks boring and probably will be. I would just rather save and then goto every single themepark. On a personal note in my opinion Alton Towers is just full of rubbish OKAY, except the point he was making was you can get into all three parks multiple times for the price of one time at each. Also, if you didn't notice, tickets to Alton are £18 this month so you could go there and not have any of that "rip off" thing to complain about. Another thing. Just because Cedar point has more roller coasters doesn't make it better. The reason you probably dont like Alton is you probably just want all coasters all the time, instead of the far superior landscaping and scenery that Alton is set in. Scenery, SCENERY, *cough, cough, choke" you don't go to a themepark to see scenery, want scenery goto woods, mountains etc... scenery and themeparks, phuh. Themeparks in my opinion are there for roller coaster and flat rides only. I know some have a odd zoo.........but........... http://www.altontowers.com/themepark/ £18 is for online only Alton Towers is just one bad smell anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BiCoastal Kid Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Okay. If I ever see you posting about bad theming or ugly surroundings, I'll be sure to point it out, because last time I checked scenery was part of the entire experience, and a fairly large part as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadhouse Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 Cant believe you went to Coney. I am living in Porthcawl and would have love to come down to see you donkeys on my own turf! Did you know they actually have donkeys on the beach at the weekend so you missed out on some quality bonding there! I know this park sucks but it does have the added fear factor of being very unsafe which is always a good thing for the adrenaline that near death gives you. Good to see you all at Oakwood I was the sad bald guy riding the back seat when you were all taking picks of megaphobia at the bottom on the first drop. Enjoy the rest of Blighty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 word of advice to Alton Towers lower your prices otherwise I can see them going OOB OOB = out of buisness Ok to add further insult to injury. Going out of business? LMAO. I assume you don't live in the UK then. Alton Tower is the best known themepark in the country, probably tied with Blackpool. It has NO problem getting in visitors with two amazing hotels, a waterpark with an insane MasterBlaster ride. Haha to add about the MB ride, i'm so sure it has a double drop somewhere on the dark and it totally takes you by suprise. So yeh. You're so wrong about Alton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 infact I do live in uk and I was just expressing my point of view. I'd rather goto Blackpool pay like £36 and theres more there Has no problem getting visitors in eh....... ok so it does get visitors and yes they do get decent rides in which I will admit but bear this in mind I use to know people who went to Alton Towers and said it was a waste of time, them 2-4 may not be much, but 4 into 6, 6 into 10, then 10's turn to 100's, 100's into whatevers. If I ever did goto Alton Towers i'd go in like October when it may be quiet one person paid like £30 for a ticket and got on "A" ride, now I have one..... simple...... question to ask....... call that value for money? I........think.......not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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