Ace Of Spades Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Because the normal players aren't nearly as fun to watch. Could one ever write a dead serious post while still using this emote? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imawesome1124 Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Yes, I've done that before. Why so women NEVER seem satisfied with their bodies? It's either "I'm too skinny" or "I'm too fat". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheep-O-Matic Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Because they wouldn't be women if they were satisfied. Why is this thing I'm holding so stretchy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Of Spades Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 There's a reason it's called a Stretch-O-Matic. ?sdrawkcab siht gnipyt I ma yhW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinTheAttendant Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Because The Riddler is getting his revenge...ON YOU!! How come aging wood coasters with wooden supports ride better than aging wood coasters with steel supports? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midgetman82 Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Probably has to do with who is making it, other than that, the wood get's worn faster than the steel (or something along that line). There's speed of sound and light, but is there a speed of sight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewheeled999 Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 No, since there's no speed of lound. How can those damn mages in one level of Disgaea cast Wind twice in one turn, when just once is enough to kill even my main character? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 This is easy---they buy the chunky peanut butter instead of the smooth kind. What happens if you re-use a cup from Wendy's that originally had Coke in it by filling it with Pepsi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheep-O-Matic Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 You die. Why is the sky blue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megalyte Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Because God made it that way. Do blind people dream? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Of Spades Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 True Answer: Yes. Snarky Answer: Yes, but the dreams have audio assistace to guide them. Why is Minecraft so addictive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 The secret plan is to get everyone hooked on it, then tax it every time someone plays it. What do stores do with the coupons you turn in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XII Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 They collect them and keep a count. We have credit counts and stores have coupon counts. Does Target have a higher coupon count and K Mart? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Of Spades Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 If Target has a KMart, I think that means they finally have one thing Walmart doesn't. As for the coupons, I have no idea. Now, how do magnets work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Ask a Mormon. How nerdy do I have to be to submit this as a Digital Arts assignment? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 You would definitely need to wash those nerdy hands of yours. What do you think would happen if everyone began speaking in reverse; that is, saying, "Going you are where?" instead of "Where are you going?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Know don't I. This like typing still I am why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Of Spades Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 You might have a bad case of Yoda. I'd see a doctor. Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeMeMe Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 The little, kind lynx (its younger brother). Do you think the screenwriters of Star Trek should boldly go where no man has gone before (English grammar lessons)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Of Spades Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 No, but Shatner still needs to learn how to act. What would an atheist church look like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 A typical Denny's restaurant. Why is fire hot instead of cold? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy_Behemoth_Lady_Jess Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Because of the speed the particles in fire are moving. Why do the movies get so many things wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheep-O-Matic Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Because they don't follow the books. Should I be a movie reviewer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Of Spades Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Sure, but I'd imagine that the movies would come in a bit fuzzy. Will we ever know of Sheep-O-Matic's origins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheep-O-Matic Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 No... It's too technical... and machiney.... Where can I find a pet sheep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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