MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Yeah. Geico's ads have gone downhill since the late 90s. Does anyone ever use smilies from the "View more smilies" menu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davisal771 Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 I don't... But some guy uses the pillow after all of his posts. Why is my English teacher so loud? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Sorry, I couldn't hear you---some teacher was yelling... Why are they called "Sun Chips?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XII Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Because they're specially grown on the Sun for that sweet Sun taste. Because with Sun Chips, you know that they were made from a quality star. What star do they make Fritos from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 A star in the Andromeda galaxy called Frito X5. Out of all the words that begin with the letter F, why is F**k the only word called the F word? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
generaleclectic Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 Because it would be kinda silly to refer to the word screw as the F word wouldn't it... I'm confused about something. R. Lee Ermy refers to this place called Nambypamby Land in the GEICO commercial that he's in. Is there a place called Nambypamby Land? Where is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted September 23, 2010 Share Posted September 23, 2010 There is. It's at my house. Why doesn't Wendy's join the rest of the world and allow their customers to fill their own drinks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete4winds Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 Some of the Wendy's stores in Massachusetts do. I have yet to find on in Maryland that does. Why is this afternoon's Wendy's 1/2 pound double still taunting me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 ^ The Wendy's near SFMM does, too. Your Wendy's 1/2 lb. Double is haunting you because it may not have been all-American beef. More and more, I'm seeing ground beef at the market labeled as "product of New Zealand, Australia, Canada". Not sure what's wrong with American beef, but whatever. Anyway, If there's white chocolate, why isn't there green chocolate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANJLOVER14 Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 There is! GREEN and Black's chocolate! Ahh, the many uses of Wikipedia. What are the odds of having a great time on a Vekoma? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davisal771 Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 ^ At Elitch Gardens 99/100! Why do I put off all my homework until midnight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted September 24, 2010 Share Posted September 24, 2010 So you can do it and turn it in on the same day. You just can't beat same day service. Why did the creators of the alphabet only create 26 letters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 Which alphabet? Slovakia has 41 letters. Why do people call slingshot rides coasters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 They shoot you in the air, with the greatest of ease. Then you come coasting back down to your knees... Where did Vons hide my sugar free Oreos? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XII Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 Underneath a pile of Regular Oreos. Why can't I speak Latin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 Because of the crowdus maximus, you couldn't sign up. Buying new tires for the car---should I get four or five (extra for the spare)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted September 25, 2010 Share Posted September 25, 2010 Four...unless your spare is screwed up. Why did firefighters react so fast to Mean Streak's blaze? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slither37 Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 To make sure chiropractors have a steady income. I went into a book store that had a sign outside 'Giant Book Sale", I went inside and all they had was normal sized books. Should I sue for false advertising? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 ^ You understand the play on words and think like I do. YES!!!!1!1!!!! You should sue. How many people were trapped into going into that store thinking that they'd get giant books only to be shortchanged like that? Stop the false advertising! If Wendy's puts square hamburger patties on their burgers, why don't they bake square buns to go with them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davisal771 Posted September 26, 2010 Share Posted September 26, 2010 ^Because they don't bake their buns. Is chicken or beef hamburger helper better, and why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Not really dumb enough to be asked here... What makes 90 degrees more special than 89 or 91? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davisal771 Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Because 89 is so damn cold and 91 is so blisteringly hot!!! Was that last really not odd enough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Of Spades Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 ^It was too dumb to be dumb. Why hasn't Rock Band added a tuba yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 No idea. Maybe they should make an Orchestra game! Why is SFOT still trying to call the new Texas Giant a "wooden coaster"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 "Wooden" you like to ride it? How did they decide that videos should run at 30 frames per second? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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