ebl Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Getting out of bankruptcy takes about five years, so I'd say about 2019. Why are they called "panhandlers" when very few of them have pans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cal1br3tto Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Because the word "cupholder" was already taken. Why are potholders called "potholders" and not "panholders"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mightbeawannabe Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 The guy who named it smoked pot Why is it that 3d puzzles make my brain hurt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 That would stop if you'd quit rolling them up and smacking your head with them. Is there any way to lose 50 lbs. overnight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wumwip Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Yes. Dream of exercising and eating right for about 8 hours, and boom. There it is. Why do guys always wake up with "morning wood"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4rturo Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Because just imagine how weird and embarrassing it would be to have evening wood Why is it called morning wood anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 Because if you look closely enough, you'll see "A.M." stamped all over it. Some Burger Kings sell tacos, and they're the same exact tacos that Jack in the Box sells. Why is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mightbeawannabe Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 They seem to be having an identity crisis. Why to people say things like,"I know, right?" If you know, why ask if you're right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wumwip Posted September 5, 2010 Share Posted September 5, 2010 It's an American thing. Are there such things as magical time-traveling elves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Yes, but they're very tiny and live on the hands of your clock. Why do people refer to the ride vehicles on Superman---The Escape as "trains" when they're clearly single cars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wumwip Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Because they can't tell the difference. Will CGA ever get a dark ride? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mightbeawannabe Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Just go at night-then you'll find they have lots Why did von Karajan have to die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mastersax68 Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Because his name was too hard to pronounce. Why do the smilies look possessed?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wumwip Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Because they were sent from hell. Why do couple have babies before they get married? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mightbeawannabe Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 To prove that they are genuine idiots. When will this guy: stop friggin' squinting!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wumwip Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 NEVER! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mastersax68 Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 1943. How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mightbeawannabe Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 Depends on the size of the splatter Why is there a ginorminous spider crawling on the outside of my window? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wumwip Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? WTF...? I'd like to see how your mind works... Answer to the question: The spider because you're in a horror movie. Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 a) Carmen is the name of a street in my town. b) San Diego is 175 miles from my house, which is 250,000 miles from the moon. Therefore, Carmen San Diego is about halfway in between, about where Higgins Manor is. What is the dumbest question anyone could ever ask? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mightbeawannabe Posted September 6, 2010 Share Posted September 6, 2010 How can I ensure sex doesn't smell like poop and sweat afterwards? This counts as an answer and a question FYI. EDIT: Post No. 300! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wumwip Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 You can't... How do you get to the punk rock candy mountain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ace Of Spades Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Grow a chocolate Mohawk. How can you bounce a snowball? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wumwip Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Only if it's dipped in liquid rubber. Why do they refer to testicles as "nuts" or "balls" when they don't bounce and they aren't edible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted September 7, 2010 Share Posted September 7, 2010 Keep in mind that not all balls bounce...ever try and bounce a bowling ball? And besides, do we actually know that no one has tried to bounce them? As for "nuts," they're about nut size. And if someone leaves out the second "t," thus getting "tesicle," it could be a frozen treat or something you might ride. If someone bought a sheet of those Forever stamps from the post office today, could their great-great-great-grandchildren use them when postage will be $250 to mail a letter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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