djbrcace1234 Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Sounds like mine. As long as they care about digging around. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob and I am an alcoholic'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry_Gumball Posted August 19, 2010 Author Share Posted August 19, 2010 The same reasons why we drive on parkways and park in driveways. Did ya know? Flight Deck is really an opposite of Drop Tower? (Opposite of flight would be dropping or drop, opposite of deck would be tower...deck is flat, tower sticks straight up) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbrcace1234 Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Interesting If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 He was absent the day they taught that lesson. Why can't I find my Baja Fresh cup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbrcace1234 Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 I bet it is in the car, or maybe not. If Wile E.Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why couldn't he just buy dinner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Band-Aid Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Because that would make too much sense. Since there is no up and down in space, why is it that in Wall-E that when the ship tipped over, the people slid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbrcace1234 Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 I'm guessing because in the ship, they had some sort of gravintation generator. Seems to make sense. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wumwip Posted August 19, 2010 Share Posted August 19, 2010 Yes... they think the letters are pretty. Why do some places charge you a fee when using your credit card? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack44 Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 They use the extra money to pay for the HDTV's in the employee lounge room. Christopher Kringle was quoted mentioning "ho", do you think that he's involved in an affair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 He gave it away when he was wrapping Kris-mas gifts. How do they determine how much chicken to put into chicken noodle soup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mightbeawannabe Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 They measure it by the indigestion it creates. Do they sell cows by the T-bone, ribeye, strip, or sirlion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 They will if you bring your own tools to cut them up. What does it mean if you ask a question in writing, but end the sentence with a period instead of the question mark? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cal1br3tto Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 What do you think it means. How long should it take the average poster to formulate a question for this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 About ten minutes. Why do Post-It notes come in so many colors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mightbeawannabe Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 To be purdy. Why should it only take 10 minutes? It tool me 14. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4rturo Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 If it takes more, you are a geek with no life who is over thinking this. How many beers do you have to drink to see an ugly woman hot?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mightbeawannabe Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Enough to put you under the table. ^Btw- Who are you and how do you know me? Why do only stupid people breed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy Roxy Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Consider IQ like a waiting list. Where do the people at Walmart get their clothes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 At garage sales. How did people stick things together before glue was invented? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mightbeawannabe Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Mortise and tenon. Not a dumb answer though. Why is the beginning of a roll of toilet paper attached with military grade glue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Hey, it's not as bad as trying to start a roll of packing tape!!! Why can't TOGO make a smooth coaster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mightbeawannabe Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 It would be like asking the Sun not to rise. Why aren't there any good questions in this thread anymore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phantomfan93 Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 Because people think their questions through now instead of blurting the question from the top of their head. Why is Brett Favre still playing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wumwip Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Yes, but he's only playing on the moon now. Why did I buy blue socks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Because they were out of white socks. Why am I cli cking rando m smil ies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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