Stoksy Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 80...I think Why did people invent maths? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Maths invented people. Where was the first ERT, and what was it on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 The Garden of Eden. Remember, Adam and Eve had the place to themselves... What would happen if gravity ran out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsterfan99 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 There would be no need for ACE other than cake What is the "that" that Meatloaf won't do for love? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huge_Wonderland_Fan Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Blow glass. Why are pictures called pictures ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Better than saying all the 1000 words its worth? So what's a video worth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoksy Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Nothing. No-one can watch them any more. Who invented roller coasters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HCLcoasters Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 The soviets From where is the word Soviet derived? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coasterlvr_nc Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Because they wanted to be like the southern Vietnamese. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoksy Posted October 6, 2009 Share Posted October 6, 2009 Because it didn't have the GUTS! Is life just a waste of time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Maybe yours is... What is the exact value of Pi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coasterlvr_nc Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 one cake, How many flavors are there in Dr Pepper?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 32 Is Jack Skelington where skinny jeans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack44 Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 No, he just has cancer, so he has stick legs anyway. Why are there so many live-action shows for kids rather than cartoons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atem122 Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 Because cartoons can't have DJ Lance. Why did I decide that it's gonna be fun to bike 50 miles today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 Because safety comes first!!! I heard you like Bobby...is this true? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack44 Posted October 10, 2009 Share Posted October 10, 2009 WHO TOLD YOU?!?!?! Button, button, whose got the button? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 I have it because I'm going to sew it back on my shirt. People write "WTF?!?" and "LOL" all the time, but no one ever writes "HTHSIK" (How The Hell Should I Know?). Why is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 HTHSIK! Why do V-necks become floppy over time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted October 14, 2009 Share Posted October 14, 2009 "V" stands for "Vekoma." So, "Vekoma"-neck sweaters become floppy because of all the abuse they take while ridden (aka "worn"). Why has Disneyland had basically the same logo since 1955, while other parks have changed theirs a number of times over the years? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huge_Wonderland_Fan Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 Because the mystical Lasagna monster put a curse on the logo. Why does Rod Stewart always sound like he has strep throat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atem122 Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 ^I don't know, I should've asked him when I was still friends with his son. Why am I blonde? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XII Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 Because I wanted you to have blonde hair just like mine. What is the radius of the biggest pizza in the world? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 If the pizza has a radius, then it's radius-active and I'm not going near it to measure it. With only four seconds remaining, how would a football player get the ball into the end zone if he's on the 50-yard line? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoksy Posted October 24, 2009 Share Posted October 24, 2009 He would pause time! Why isn't it possible to pause time in everyday life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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