Stoksy Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Because all the big oil companies would go out of business. Why does everyone become a saint after they die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragoncoaster1292 Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Because people forget all the stupid mean stuff they did when they were alive. Who touched my gun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 Probably some smart aleck who just wanted to shoot off his mouth... Why hasn't Coca Cola made Pineapple Coke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted September 30, 2009 Share Posted September 30, 2009 People would confuse it with the ever so popular "Pine and Apple coke" So, who dunnit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoksy Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 THE BUTLER! What's the longest time you have ever held your breath for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vintage Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 About a minute and a half. Why am I addicted to the show "Glee."? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerrykoala2112 Posted October 1, 2009 Share Posted October 1, 2009 Everyone goes crazy for it. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 "Peeeeeple." Where do the stairs on an escalator go once they reach the top/bottom of it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Escalator heaven. In fact most baby escalator steps wait their whole lives just for someone to put their nasty gum infested shoes on them. Perplexed is often considered a pronoun?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Not where I come from. There, it's a kind of pudding with fruit and bits of cilantro mixed in. Why are there so many different kinds of storage media for digital cameras/camcorders? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerrykoala2112 Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 They want people who love roller coasters to take pictures and record them in different HD levels How come Chickens know when the sun rises? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cal1br3tto Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 For chickens, there is no sunrise. There is only perpetual light. Should I implement a zany personal brand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Hell, it can't be worse than Russel Brand. What is worse than Russel Brand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Kmart Brand---anything. Why aren't there any green Taiko smilies here at TPR? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoksy Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 It wouldn't fit in the rest of the smilies...? Why do we eat meat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Because there would be no reason for In-N-Out Burger to exist if we didn't. Why didn't Coca Cola use blue in its design graphics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyoverlord71 Posted October 2, 2009 Share Posted October 2, 2009 Because the colour red is an advancing colour making it stand out from competitive brands. Also, if it were blue, people would get confused with Coca Cola and Pepsi Cola....... Why are people always excited about killing two birds with one stone? It's still murder, doesn't matter how little effort was involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troll Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Dunno - it's more fun to do it with a coaster (TPR UK 2006) Why am I still up at 1am?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 You're addicted to TPR. Do chickens cause the weary to make toast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Chickens don't know that bread is actually just raw toast. But, what were the turkeys up to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 They were secretly the founding fathers of the U.S. Before you judge me, am I the one to set you free? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasquatch Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 ^No, that's up to the child protective services. Is Hector made of mashed potato and bacon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huge_Wonderland_Fan Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Hector is made from shrimp and alligators. Who invented Depends ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsterfan99 Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Not sure, depends on who you ask Who is YOUR American Idol? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thelegendarymatthew Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 no one, they all will suck. What is 80 divided by 0? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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