holyblakbelt Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 No, they're made by Deathlocksmiths Why do many of the female tennis players have last names ending with -ova? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 They serve ova-hand What do they serve? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jds03 Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Subpoenas Which is better, Yes or No? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netdvn Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 NO! How much wood could Chuck Norris chuck with a woodchuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpress Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Chuck Norris needs noone to chuck wood. Instead, the wood chucks itself out of fear of being roundhouse kicked. How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if the wood chuck could chuck wood with Chuck Norris? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 INFINITY WOOD! Why is Chuck Norris so fabled when he actually looks pretty nerdy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mechanic Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 You don't know it yet, but Chuck Norris has already killed you for that disrespectful remark. How did we get on the subject of Chuck Norris? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 I don't know, I just continued it. Why do I not feel intimidated by Chuck Norris? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 You must be taller than he is. Why did they choose blue and red flashing lights for police cars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atem122 Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Cause Cedair Fair had the copyright on their first choice, red and yellow. why does Cedar Fair like red and yellow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Using red and yellow encourages guests to buy more hamburgers and hot dogs by suggesting the typical condiments that people use with them. Where is the best place to sit on a train? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 If it's a Gerstlauer, I recommend the park bench. Why do I feel so hungry right now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Because you haven't eaten in two whole weeks. What happens when you're stuck in reverse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfkk339 Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 You go into reverse. What happens if you can't understand the other guy on Microsoft's customer support hotline? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 You give 'im a taste of his own medicine and say, "Looks like you're trying to speak English. Would you like some help?" How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 -200 billion. (Was that stupid enough?) How do you sell a chicken to a dead man? (from the movie That Thing You Do) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfkk339 Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Grab the wallet out of his back pocket and lay the chicken beside him.(or you can just take the wallet, he will never no, His dead) If you choke a smurf, what colour will it turn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atem122 Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Pink. Why are some people coaster enthusiasts and some not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tatertot3710 Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 ^ because some people can't handle the pain of Vekomas. Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfkk339 Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Because Arbys was having their "5 for 5" deal. How did I have 60gb of space on my hard drive this morning and now I only have 1.03gb? (seriously wtf.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsterfan99 Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Most people call it adult entertainment now a days What would YOU do for a Klondike bar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atem122 Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Eat kugel Why am I suddenly addicted to this thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Because I brought it back from the dead, I did, I did. Why do coupons always say that they have a value of 1/20 of a cent, even when they save you a buck or two on whatever you're buying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfkk339 Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Isn't it in really small print? Do you know why it's in small print? No, So don't worry about it! Why in the he!! is Kings Island selling Diamondback Peppermints? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Because they needed an emergency backup product after there first ideas of selling poisonous snakes and diamonds fell through. Why did Atlantis sink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now