ebl Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 About half of a Cedar Fair park. How many times is it necessary to contact Verizon about getting their FiOS service? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Verizon don't take your enquiry seriously until you go to their office and initiate a siege, in which case the contraption that blocks mobile phone signals in prison will make your Verizon service no good anyway if the authrorities even let you take a cell in. Who's better, who's best? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfotkid Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 ^ That Guy! If D-day was on June 6, then what is this Pepsi bottle doing here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Thriller Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 I wanted to be. If he and she talked to him and her. Why are they in a fight? --James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfotkid Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Cause she's actually him. Whacha doin'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Thriller Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 About to go outside and play soccer. Soccer or Football. --James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socalMAN123 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Soccer Why aren't clouds purple? ---Brent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Because they exceed the height limit. Why are bullets made of lead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odene497 Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 Because ink is too messy. Why is spray cheese so healthy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee cannonball Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 ask gumby who invented soap on a rope? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 A hangman in training. Why did they make CDs round? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennyweird Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 So you can throw them better How now, brown cow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Why not, big snot?! Why are cups smaller on the bottom than the top? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XII Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Because I like my cups that way. Why do I like my cups what way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Who doesn't like d-cups, I love em. What will Jessica Biel do to win the world's sexiest woman title back from Megan Fox? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Engage in a duel...sunrise...at the hanging tree... Why does the Tatsu station bear a slight resemblance to a McDonald's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coasterlvr_nc Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 because in its former life, it was a burger king What am I doing here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee cannonball Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 showing off a purple dancing furry plarglephlen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 That's Mr. Nat King Cole to you, buddy. Does anyone know what the brand LG stands for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee cannonball Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Leech girl! what is the best chuck norris joke ever? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Legally Gay Do you have lots of trees in the street where you live? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoisonedPirate Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 Yes I do but they are man eating trees so it's not a good thing! How many squats could a squat squid squat if a squid squat could squat squats? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 One for each leg, so I'll say...seven. Will your house stay cooler if you leave a fan on or by opening a window? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoisonedPirate Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 It depends on whether a polar bear is holding the fan. What happens if a penguin holds the fan instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 Then the breeze will come from the South Pole instead. If oranges are orange, then why aren't bananas banana? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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