ebl Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Because metalheads head so much metal. Why do trains blow their horns before approaching a crossing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astroworldfan1 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Becasuse they get the snizzles before a crossing. Will Britney Spears ever behave like a normal person? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brilinjo Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 define normal what does whale taste like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astroworldfan1 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Like a Litlle Debbie Cakes!!! Why does everyone like Sanjaya Malakar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socalMAN123 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Because his hair is just as gay as theirs Why are the HACKS guys so funny? ---Brent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penguinlvr416 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Who the heck is that? Who created the jaw breaker? why? seriously id like to keep my jaw thank you very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 The jawbreaker was invented by a poor, misguided soul who wanted revenge by punching unsuspecting people in the mouth, thus breaking their jaw. So, to get around criminal charges, he developed a hard candy that would achieve the same purpose...insidiously... So...why does The Andy Griffith Show come on at 7pm on Nick at Nite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee cannonball Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 so that I can watch george lopez at 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brilinjo Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 in the absence of a question, I'll answer "to get to the other side " Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurricane Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 You writing this down good sir... You take the first left... then right at the 2nd roundabout... Go past the Vekoma factory. You land on "Go To Jail" You do not pass go and do NOT collect $200. now... what is the meaning of life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaneymon Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 42 When is my llama coming? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurricane Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Once you have resurected RatTums from the dead... What is Pie R Squared? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brilinjo Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 a very funny Monty Python movie Is it OK to dry coffee cups with a tea towell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaneymon Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 The Area of a Circle. When dose the Super Happy Fun Slide Open? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brilinjo Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 When Air New Zealand flies to the moon Where do flying shoes go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee cannonball Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 up my I MEAN JUPITER who did this to my car??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astroworldfan1 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 When the Writer's Strike is over! Why is Deja Vu a Giant Inverted boomerang, but why does it never come back if it's a boomerang? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antmcmullen Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 as its not in austrilia it doesnt work =] Why is orange jam called marmalade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slither37 Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Because the orange growers in florida have a patent on marmalade and it has to be called something different than 'jam' Do penguins taste like chicken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 I don't know, ask a killer whale. Where did it all go wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brilinjo Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Iraq When did the jokes in Xmas crackers (bon bons) stop being funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrenaline_Rush Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 When you were born. What happens when a perv and the words giggidy giggidy giggidy join forces? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee cannonball Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 his chin starts looking like an apple what does my avatar mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 It means that the police are coming after you. Why won't anyone eat the last biscuit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astroworldfan1 Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Becasue everyone sneezed or touched it. Why hasen't there ever been a female president? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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