pagemaster_b Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 Because the rest went on strike. Where's Waldo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted December 22, 2007 Share Posted December 22, 2007 In the closet eating peanut butter straight out of the jar. Who stole my gas card's account number and spent a bunch of money on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coastercrazed49 Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I stol.... I mean Ronald McDonald. Can you jump over a building blindfolded while singing the Free Bird backwards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Only if you're sober. Why did Humpty Dumpty sit on the wall? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee cannonball Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Apricot. why me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Why not you? You think you're special or something? Why don't phones have an 11 button? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIP Psyclone Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Who stole my gas card's account number and spent a bunch of money on it. Diana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 ^ FAIL!!! And you didn't ask a question, so I have to ask one for you... Why do some cars have five lugnuts on each wheel, and some only have four? Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIP Psyclone Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 ^The metric system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 ^ Second Fail!!! No question asked, therefore it's my turn. Why does the rain in Spain fall mainly on the plane? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 ^ I think it's supposed to be "plain," as in big flat area of land, but I'll answer it the way you wrote anyway---it's because the plane was flying under the clouds and the rain had nowhere else to fall, you see. Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee cannonball Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 My Ass ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted December 24, 2007 Share Posted December 24, 2007 Exactly! Why did the Chicken cross the road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee cannonball Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 cuz' the halloween banana said so while hopping on one foot blindfolded what is the wish of a fish in a dish being eaten by Kish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted December 25, 2007 Share Posted December 25, 2007 Not on a train, not in the rain, not with a fox, not in a box... Why is bologna round while bread is square? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee cannonball Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 cuz together they make a roundasquareagon, and that sounds cool Seacelsqueesen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 How drunk people refer to Saskatchewan? Can fat people "skinny" dip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee cannonball Posted December 26, 2007 Share Posted December 26, 2007 they can but they shouldn't. Why do I post on this thread so much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 To smite Lord alvey. Do chicks dig coaster geeks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Rarely Do coaster geeks dig chicks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 ^ Only if they're BBWs (Big Bodied Women). Can I eat a sammich if it sat out all night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Definitely not, unless your name is Homer (real name not nickname). Should coaster geek be classed as a new sexual preference (maybe it should be just hetero non- practicing)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee cannonball Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 It already is it's called virgin. What the hell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 The place on fire always. Can lizards freeze? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee cannonball Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 only in the tropic of SEACELSQEESEN!!!!! babaloo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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