cobra_roll06 Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 Because all the men that work they're are lesbians with metal fetishes. Whats more painful...Being kicked in the nuts or going through Labour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterNut17 Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 Going through labour. Why should I buy products from people that are selling them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 Two words, Oblivion Condom What is the exact date of "Back In The Day"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterNut17 Posted September 8, 2007 Share Posted September 8, 2007 -4577. That's also when my grandfather was born. Why is the toilet the cleanest place in your house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airforcekid Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Because Thats were I make my moonshine! Why is it so flipping cold in TEXAS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted November 25, 2007 Share Posted November 25, 2007 Because it's at the bottom part of our country. EVERYONE knows that heat rises. How come there aren't more chocolate chips in a typical chocolate chip cookie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Thriller Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Because people where complaining about how stupid and wacked some of the songs are. Why does a house sign, when for sale, say 'For sale by owner'? Of course it is BY OWNER! Who else would sell it, Peter, than man next door? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jason10 Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Because there are some people in the word that are so stupid, they need reminding that the owner owns the house. Why do people ask questions about things they know already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Thriller Posted November 26, 2007 Share Posted November 26, 2007 Because they want to show off their wisdom. Why are CD's round and not square? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
generaleclectic Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Because square CDs would only have square dance music on them. Why is abbreviation such a long word? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 They had to spell it out or you'd think it was referring to your abdominal muscles (abs?). Where is the best place to buy caramel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airforcekid Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Chicken Express Why is it 90 in Texas in November?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coasterlvr_nc Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 because texas is for squares. why cant cats bark and dogs meow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanks4me05 Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Because Guinea Pigs make a squeeky/squealy noise. Warum will Ich Deutsch sprechen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coastercrazed49 Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 ??? How come I have no clue what language that is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airforcekid Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Because of Quantum Physics Why does Coasterlvr_nc Think Texas is for sqaures? Is it he is one himself?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Maybe it takes one to know one. If ACEers are such squares, why are they so round? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanks4me05 Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 ??? How come I have no clue what language that is? It's German. I'm taking German classes. (Second year, and I'm pretty good for the students around here.) Anyway, to answer jason10's question: Because legos will eventually undermine every single government and take over the world. Why are there more flergels than malchaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Because the poachers got all the malchaps before they could run away. The flergels must be ACEers because they don't run as fast! Why did they spell "Belgium" with a 'g' instead of a 'j'? Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry_Gumball Posted December 2, 2007 Author Share Posted December 2, 2007 Because they can. Why do we say "WWW....com" instead of the quicker-to-say "World Wide Web....com"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunfire Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Because people love the letter W! Why do school teachers give homework? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 So they can get out of doing their work and still get paid. Since diabetes eventually kills you, why didn't they spell it "die"abetes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juandiego67 Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Becuase it sound scary! Hahaha Why is USA veeeery big? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slither37 Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Because size does matter. Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway? and Who is the genius that put a letter "s" in the word lisp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airforcekid Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 1. Because pigs are bacon 2. YOU! What would happen if a Pig and a Elephant made love? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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