DarienLaker Posted October 9, 2014 Share Posted October 9, 2014 To give parks a cheaper product than the name brand rides! Why did Darien Lake leave Galaxy Theater SBNO for two seasons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillseeker4552 Posted November 2, 2014 Share Posted November 2, 2014 The same reason all of their coasters have faded paint and run one train. Why does DarienLaker always bring up Darien Lake every opportunity he/she gets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharman19 Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 The same reason all of their coasters have faded paint and run one train. Why does DarienLaker always bring up Darien Lake every opportunity he/she gets? It's a he. His name is Alex. You can see it on his youtube channel. Back on topic: To make a long story short, he is a fanboy. Why does DarienLaker always want EVERY ride to go into Cuda Fall's old spot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted November 9, 2014 Share Posted November 9, 2014 Because I'm the most overzealous fan of Darien Lake on Earth! Why didn't B&M built Drachen Fire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GCI Wooden Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Because they were too busy working on the first inverted coaster. Why is the TPR Chat closed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted December 27, 2014 Share Posted December 27, 2014 Because there were some unpleasantness, I can't really explain it! Why did Six Flags "ignore" Darien Lake after Ride of Steel was put in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm_Runner94 Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Why did Six Flags "ignore" Darien Lake after Ride of Steel was put in? Because no one cares about Darien Lake. Is DarienLaker actually a boy? Because from the pictures he / she has posted before, I'm not 100% sure. Picture is below DarienLaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 ^I'm an overzealous fan girl of Darien Lake! Why am I so embarrassed right about the above question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GCI Wooden Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Because the picture chosen looks like a selfie. Why is this entire thread all about Darienlaker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodie Warrior Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Because he contaminates every thread with his dumb posts. Why can't it be summer already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm_Runner94 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Because he contaminates every thread with his dumb posts. Why can't it be summer already? Because Winter needs to happen in order for us to love summer so much Who actually cares about Darien Lake? Even the GP don't care about Darien Lake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GwaziBSRider1 Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 I care about it since I still don't have that damn kiddie credit. Why hasn't Darien Lake been put out of its bloody misery yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 It's the only major theme park in the state of New York! Why did the chicken crossed the road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerstlaueringvar Posted December 29, 2014 Share Posted December 29, 2014 Because they are walking away from Darien Lake Why isn't there a Inferno's incident report yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm_Runner94 Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Because Herschend did not buy Darien Lake. Why did Herschend not buy Darien Lake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Because Premier wanted Darien Lake back so that they can put more cloned coasters and used ride there! How come New York state doe not yet have a B&M coaster? (and please, don't involve "Darien Lake" in the answer!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GwaziBSRider1 Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Because all of the real parks don't need one to be better than Darien Lake! Why did this thread become the beat up on Darien Lake thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 I don't know, but can we please stop bringing up that particular park on this thread for now! Why does every parent now think that the Looney Tunes are "outdated" for their kids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodie Warrior Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Because Darien Lake doesn't have any Looney Tunes theming, therefore Looney Tunes can't be cool. Why does winter break have to be over already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 (edited) Because Darien Lake doesn't have any Looney Tunes theming, therefore Looney Tunes can't be cool. Why does winter break have to be over already? *facepalm* I'm sick of everyone answering my questions with something relating to Darien Lake! Because schools have to prepare students for "spring" break! Does the GP really think that Darien Lake is a bad park? Edited January 1, 2015 by DarienLaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GCI Wooden Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Yes. Why can't I have good luck when it comes to weather whenever I go to Duluth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VF15 Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Because the weather doesn't want you to ride the alpine coaster. Why hasn't Valleyfair gotten a new coaster since 2007? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GCI Wooden Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Because in 2007 we got an amazing woodie that never gets old, and park management keeps forgetting to put in a new coaster because they are too busy marothining Renegade. Also, we DID get a kiddie coaster that was new to us in 2011. How do cats make such strange sounds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Because cats are needy animals! Why are cats such needy animals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanobieFan Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Because they're disgusting, vicious, cruel creatures. Why can't the body produce good smelling farts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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