Sexual Orientation

[Wes]

Oh and shouldn't there be a Metrosexual option? (for those who don't know Metrosexual is someone who looks, acts, dresses etc. gay but is straight, they are typically very nice people, trust me I know a few)

 

This is a thread about sexual orientation, not personality or fashion sense.

[IceDragon]

I'm 100% straight, but I can really put on a great gay facade... I walked into H&M with my friends the other day and started sizing up some tops, skirts and stuff (not in changing rooms or anything) and scarily, most of the stuff suits me...

 

Same with the Day-Glo coats

 

Ice *I'm a little worried I can pass as a girl* Dragon

[GeorgiaDawg278]

______________ <--- I'm as straight as that line.

[BiCoastal Kid]

^What if somebody's monitor is messed up or configured differently? Also, how can you be sure that it's actually a line? Maybe it's a really tight oscillating graph.

 

I'm straight. But gay people don't bother me.... especially gay girls!

 

Fail.

[haydawg149]

Straight as a... circle...

 

i just came out to my parents.. GO ME!

 

Hope it went well.

 

 

I'm as straight as a 90 degree angle. Seriously.

 

 

It has so far.. They've kind of ignored it and just really play it off as me being . . . "confused"

[RCTfan]

I'm as straight as the two towers on Wicked Twister.

[cobra_roll06]

^ I think these similies have went a bit too far now. Strating to get more annoying than funny now.

Anyway, I think my dad starting to wonder if I'm gay. He has dropping some hints recently. Like the other we were in a shop and everything I liked that he didn't he would say "That's so gay!"

Still ain't going to say anything though. Never know how he would react.

[onewheeled999]

Seriously... How the heck does this thread keep popping up, and stay popular?!?!

[shepp]

Seriously... How the heck does this thread keep popping up, and stay popular?!?!

 

Um...maybe once you make it all the way through puberty, you'll have a better idea.

[BiCoastal Kid]

^I'm pretty sure he already understand the popping up part.

 

 

*dies/hides*

[RCTfan]

^I'm pretty sure he already understand the popping up part.

 

 

*dies/hides*

 

I know you meant he pops pimples. That is all.

[BiCoastal Kid]

Of course. Puberty is terrible for the skin popping up all the time.

[haiderodes]

I'm straight. But gay people don't bother me.... especially gay girls!

 

 

Oh and shouldn't there be a Metrosexual option? (for those who don't know Metrosexual is someone who looks, acts, dresses etc. gay but is straight, they are typically very nice people, trust me I know a few)

 

What is your definition of dressing "gay"? I know lots of gay people who seem to have a hard time dressing properly. So I wouldn't confine bad style to all those not gay...that's not being fair to the "straights".

 

Give them some credit, they try!

[missingmusician]

^^I, for one, do NOT dress gay. Ask my b/f...he'll attest. He bitches at me to buy clothes at Abercrombie, but....alas, the sizes there only go up to 36

 

Plus, I don't believe in spending $50 on a pair of shorts.

 

/Rant

[vjgx]

100% Totally Straight™

[haiderodes]

^ WOW. With the trademark and everything. Where do you get those "stamps" from? I want one that says 100% Totally Gay so I can go around stamping people who are in denial. haha

[Pufferfish]

I'm 100% straight. My sister is gay though... scary

[sfgadviperboi]

I always like the "straight as a football bat" quote to describe myself.

[missingmusician]

I always like the "straight as a football bat" quote to describe myself.

Uhm...

 

What?

[Masked_Maverick]

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

[Blazen_AZN]

I always like the "straight as a football bat" quote to describe myself.

Uhm...

 

What?

 

 

There is no such thing as a football bat. Homos don't know about sports.

 

 

I think thats what he's trying to say, anyway.

[sfgadviperboi]

^ Exactly.

 

I am well versed in soccer, tennis, ice hockey and golf though ...

[missingmusician]

There is no such thing as a football bat. Homos don't know about sports.

Well, I figured it, in some way, had to do with his being gay, but...yeah that confused me this morning. I was...not exactly coherent this morning.

 

But I did get that there was no such thing as a football bat, as I am (well, used to be, at least) fairly well versed in Baseball.

 

Anyway...it's late and my brain's not working. Nice similie.

[KrazyT]

I always like the "straight as a football bat" quote to describe myself.

Uhm...

 

What?

Thats what i was thinking.....

[shepp]

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

 

I've heard a lot of straight guys say that.

 

So that means you're transsexual, correct? Hey, they've got hormones for that...