Millenniumguy Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Here is a "borrowed" thread from CB. It's where you say a name of a coaster and see how politically incorrect it is. An example is Tsunami because Tsunamis are deadly and can drown people. Here is some more Mantis Mantises can fly into the light and be killed and no one wants that to happen to CP's guests. Mindbender(either one) Who wants to ride a coaster which will pyscologically damage your brain? Volcano:the Blast Coaster Might propogate the thrill of volcanic eruptions which we all know are deadly. Shaft of Terror: Gold Reef City will rename this as not to give the guests pyscological trauma after they leave the park (j/k) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Montezoomas Revenge- It almost sounds like poo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maliboomer Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 The Ejaculator-Worlds First Sex Education Launched Coaster at Learners Curve Park in Yokohama Japan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twister II Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 The Wizzer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterFanatic Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Bansee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry_Gumball Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 The Ejaculator-Worlds First Sex Education Launched Coaster at Learners Curve Park in Yokohama Japan What is that parks' website? Does really exist because it is not on the RCDB. Screw Coaster @ Dreamland "Wannabe Disneyland" Japan Mentioned before: Montezooma's Revenge...Sounds like the case of the hershey squirts And lastly, the best name for a ride: Hellavator...I don't think some parents will approve little ones saying it, and wouldn't some strong religious groups be offended by that name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Real Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Here is a "borrowed" thread from CB. It's where you say a name of a coaster and see how politically incorrect it is. An example is Tsunami because Tsunamis are deadly and can drown people. Here is some more Mantis Mantises can fly into the light and be killed and no one wants that to happen to CP's guests. Mindbender(either one) Who wants to ride a coaster which will pyscologically damage your brain? Volcano:the Blast Coaster Might propogate the thrill of volcanic eruptions which we all know are deadly. Shaft of Terror: Gold Reef City will rename this as not to give the guests pyscological trauma after they leave the park (j/k) Dont even get me started on "Politically correct" names. IM SICK OF HEARING ABOUT IT. If people get offended by the word Tsunami, they might as well be offended by this list of coaster names that can be associated with killing people: Dania Beach Hurricane - how many people die from these a year? Tornado - Same thing Lethal Weapon - Duh Disaster Transport - supposed to be space themed...some accidents there recently Lightning - kills people Avalanche - same thing Bullet - bullets kill people Missile - same thing Desert Storm - war anyone? Jumbo Jet - tragedies there Volcano - As mentioned above Typhoon - again, more people killed Python - uh huh Anaconda - likewise Rattlesnake - not fun Jaguar - dangerous animal Viper - more snakes King Cobra - yet still more... Great White - shark attacks... Daemon - demons arent cool last time I checked Cannonball - more death...I sense a pattern Serial Thriller - Obviously I think of Serial Killer...definatly not cool Cyclone - Another name for tornado Twister - Ditto Hades - nothing further needed Calamity Mine - trapped miners anyone? Storm Runner - Storms can be bad Vortex - the inside of a tornado Shockwave - the thing after a nuclear bomb Sorry, Im not picking on you, but this was brought up when Clementon park changed Tsunamis name to J2 after the Tsunami. They act like Tsunamis have never killed people before. PC sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Daemon - demons arent cool last time I checked See, this is where you're wrong. Demon's are pretty fucking cool!!!! --Robb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maliboomer Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 The Ejaculator-Worlds First Sex Education Launched Coaster at Learners Curve Park in Yokohama Japan What is that parks' website? Does really exist because it is not on the RCDB. What do you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry_Gumball Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 To be perfectly honest, I think it doesn't exist other than in probably someone's RCT1,2,or 3 folder as an RCT park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry_Gumball Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 To be perfectly honest, I think it doesn't exist other than in probably someone's RCT1,2,or 3 folder as an RCT park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Real Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Daemon - demons arent cool last time I checked See, this is where you're wrong. Demon's are pretty fudging cool!!!! --Robb If they arent messing with you I suppoed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingScooter Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Ironically enough, The name Flying Scooters makes little sense as they do not resemble scooters at all. More like butterflies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millenniumguy Posted April 1, 2005 Author Share Posted April 1, 2005 Here is some more crazy names that the bureaucrats in Washington wouldn't like. Nemesis: Why would Alton Towers keep an enemy in the park? Oblivion: This ones obvious Bullet: Bullets kill people Pepsi Max Big One: Might give Pepsi extra marketing advantage and we know this is why people are fat Raptor: Raptors are dangerous Rock N' Roller Coaster: Might freak out little kids, them thinking it will derail Boogie Woogie Space Coaster: If you boogie woogie in space you might get hit by comets, asteriods or get sucked into a black hole Black Hole: For reasons above Lazer: Firstly it's misspelled and secondly lasers are dangerous. Ever see Goldfinger? Orphan Rocker: Orphans are sad people and if you rock them they might die. And finally...... Megafobia: If it's a big fear, isn't it scary enough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morcar Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Apocalypse - The End of Everything If you think about it though anything can be non PC if you work hard enough. I HATE PC it is the language of cowards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Real Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Exactly. In some way you can make almost any word offensive. Why? Because people these days will do anything for attention. Even if it means being offended by something ridiculous. As long as people notice :\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maliboomer Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Here is some more crazy names that the bureaucrats in Washington wouldn't like. Orphan Rocker: Orphans are sad people and if you rock them they might die. LOL! Thats the funniest so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XLRBR Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 ^It's wrong, but it's funny! Here's one(I guess): Silver Bullet(not Bullet)-Well, I dunno. The name is dangerous. I mean, just like Bullet, Silver Bullets can kill people. But in the legend of the Silver Bullet, they were used to kill daemons.( ) --Davon "I guess daemon is demon in German or something" Dorsey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millenniumguy Posted April 2, 2005 Author Share Posted April 2, 2005 Daemon is Danish for Demon considering it's in Copenhagen. Anyway here is some more Italian Double Loop Coaster: It's not in Italy, it's in India! Sierra Tonate: If Tonate means thunder in Italian and Sierra means Mountain well Thunder Mountain sounds like you will die. Zach's Zoomer: Sounds like a 3 year old designed this coaster and how do we know it's safe? Steel Venom: Venom is not made of steel and even if it was it will be poisonous. Kumba means Roar in Swahili and how do we know we are not going to be eaten by a lion? Vertical Velocity: You can't accelarate going up, gravity dosen't like that Medusa: We don't want to be turned to stone! Nitro: We don't want to be blown up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XLRBR Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Daemon is Danish for Demon considering it's in Copenhagen. Oh. My bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpengeistdude321 Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Millenium Force: You would die if there was millenium force on you. :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry_Gumball Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 HundePrut AKA Dog Fart...who would wanna ride on doggie methane anyway?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millenniumguy Posted April 3, 2005 Author Share Posted April 3, 2005 Dragon Khan: Two different cultures that don't mix Chinese and Mongol. Turbine: If you were on a real powerful turbine you could die. Le Monstre: Who wants to confront a monster? Great White: sharks kill people, ever see Jaws? Avalanche: Avalanches kill people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterdude5 Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Tsunami is being renamed to J2 because of the tragedy. The Hurler That's all I can think of! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verticalzero Posted January 26, 2007 Share Posted January 26, 2007 The Beast Son of Beast Voltex Vampire The Black Hole (ex Alton Towers RIP) 2 Face (that is wrong) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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