jarmor Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Gonna be short and sweet...pretty good media event. VERY short and to the point. Not all the slides open but c'mon its only like 3 slides in the place anyway lol . Got a chance to talk to Bob White for a few about the direction of the parks and the scope. Got to show off what my momma gave me and even suggested to this chick trying to take a pic of me w/ her camera phone that I would even pose for her so it wouldnt look like she was sneaking to get the pic! Went w/ my little cousin shania who has never been to carowinds let alone a water park (but was more interested in seeing Dora the Explora). But typical southern day at the water park. Needless to say I did NOT feel bad being 2 threads away from being nude from looking at my surroundings! Well enjoy the pics! Boomerang bay...works even better AND quicker than nyquil! Wait...wait...shania watch....DOH! "Yes i am going to eat all of this...is that a problem?" Forget top gun, this is the best "crew" evar!!111!1!! pretty much how it looked after everyone ate lol! splash! cool looking slides...only adult slides open though... yummmm time to eat! All those balloonarangs and probably only 40% still had the vouchers on them! Bob White...the ceo, president, grand puba, basically the man incharge! forget the white boy behind me it's all about me! Caption it also! Caption it! ...gimme dat donkey butt and dem big ole legs I aint too proud to beg... Man, I love water parks! There I am in all my glory! I guess this is a TPR exxxclusive! look'er sexy in the pink a true G.R.I.T.S! You guessed it shania again...im training her for America's next top model! shania again... What a view... shania in the water... the "crew" holding up those 2 free tickets to carowinds vouchers...dang I want one! shania holding our balloonarangs! The reason I keep going to these media thingys...the food! In my opinion...the best looking thing in the water park now... Yeah right...prove it! 2 sec pic! Man I love taking those. Oh yea thats the "crew" But there's more...and yes that woman has tits on her back also! premature released balloonarangs! even had a real live kanga on hand! you get some really cool views from the expanded area! That screams wallpaper! Someone made the mistake and asked about FOF being relocated and scott showed them how unwanted guest are "relocated" Waiting to release the balloonarangs all shania had to say was "im hungry..." Ahh the "remake" of the old water park. Well lets compare the changes! Meet shania. She is my little cousin and the youngest kid I have ever known to have a cell phone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamminJ Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Ahahaha great photo TR Jarvis. I visited the park Saturday for the Season Pass preview and I thought the entire area was done really well. Glad to see it looks like yall enjoyed it. And man its good to see we got the best looking enthusiasts to represent us at the media day. To see a few of the pics I took Saturday go here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 OH MY GOD I GOT MY PICTURE TAKEN WITH HIM *faints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitch Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Mmm, Paramount cloneness , cool PTR Jarvis! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Sabo Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 What is more sad going to a waterpark? Seeing a bus load of obese women/men chowing down on ribs and making a mess? OR Seeing a heavy-set (physically challenged..lol) woman WEARING A THONG?!!! Ouch! I seen one heavy-set woman actually wear a damn THONG to a water park this year on Oahu-HI. I told my friend that the whale season was over and they need to head back towards Alaska (talk about loosing your appetite for the day). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharkTums Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Oh dear... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterCrazy Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 WoW, some people don't have common sense! If you don't have it don't flaunt it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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