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It may just be me but when the train goes behind the building after the overbank, doesn't it look like there is a little launch into the weird twisty section (zero G roll followed by another one the opposite way)?

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Mormons aren't allowed to ride coasters. They believe it inhibits their ability to procreate. Negative Gs cause the scrotum to shrink up. When this happens, the testicles warm up and cause an exponential depletion to sperm production. No sperm, no offspring. No matter how many wives you have.

 

I believe Johnny Cochran said it best when he uttered, "If the sac ain't swingin'. No babies you'll be bringin'."

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