robbalvey Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 This plane ate at Taco Bell. "Impatient Pilot" "I gotta take a dump" "Wow...that sucks." "What do you mean it's not made out of styrofoam?" Tomorrow's inflight meal perhaps? (singing) We're American Airlines....doing what we do *BANG* "Excuse me, stewardess, I think there might be a problem with the plane....." This is NOT an "Elissa Friendly" flight!!! "....your seat cushion can be used as a floation device...." "Hello? Anyone in there?" And Fabio thought HE got it bad! "Hmmm....is this thing important?" "Photoshop? Or for real?" "When it absolutley positivley has to be there overnight....except for today." "Chomp, chomp, chomp...YUM! I'm CRAZY Delta airlines, gimme some metal things!" "Hey! Gas is only $1.59!" "Plane Sex!" Note....... Statistically you can fly every day for 26,000 years before you crash. And you're twenty times more likely to die by being kicked by a donkey than in a plane crash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jew Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Hi Nicole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParkTrips Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I hear folks who live on islands are 42 times as likely to die in a plane crash as us normal folks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharkTums Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 You are so not funny! And to think, you make fun of me for counting to 90 everytime we take off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterviper Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Yup this for sure peaks my morbid curiousity!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V2-dude Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Woah, I didn't think you were serious when you said you would make an actual thread about this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the sound Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Statistically you can fly every day for 26,000 years before you crash. And you're twenty times more likely to die by being kicked by a donkey than in a plane crash. i heard that on the national Geographic channel as well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterCrazy Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Robb I hate you!!!!!!!!! I was already scared of flying before at looked at this thread! It doesn't help matters that I will be going on my first international trip in about a month! This picture freaks me out the most: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParkTrips Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 haha you're all gonna die look at that awesome fuselage rupture!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
disneygurlz2s Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Robb... you a sooo bad. Elissa, I am with you... I hate take off. I always figure if something is really wrong with the plane, this is when they are going to find out. Shari "feeling better now about driving to Florida in August" Shoufler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Kotowa Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I love plane crashes, not that i want to be in one, just i like to watch programs about them as they make me feel safer as they show what they do to prevent a crash like it happening again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterFanatic Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trustkill22 Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 I second that Lord Kotowa because just looking at the stuff these days and how stuff generally is stronger and what not. -AND- Am I missing something with CoasterFanatic's Picture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterviper Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 Ya Ted whats the deal with the football team and some of the players being circled. Did you post in the wrong thread?.... Or maybe those are dead players that died in an airplane crash?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParkTrips Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 OMG Ted is sooo wrong yet so frickin' hilarious. Mike search for "Marshall football" and "plane crash" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pkdcoaster Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 I love animals and all....but LMAO at the bird pics hahaha. It is weird that birds are pretty good about avoiding cars...but not trains and (understandably) not planes...we kill more birds with trains, last week we had one stuck to the engine...but I did not have my camera JEFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Well as long as were talking about plane crashes, I've been in one (sorta)! Well it was more of a bird strike, but it was scary. I was flying with my instructor in a Cessna 172 (a small 4 seater training airplane) when we saw this flock of birds up ahead. Now, logic would say "Lets turn and miss them", but we were on approach at Tampa and we couldentt turn out of the pattern, so we tryed to get above them. Well needless to say, a bird hit the wing and pretty much exploded. There was feathers and blood all over the plane and some of it even got inside through the air vents. We landed and taxiied to the general aviation parking, got cleaned up, and flew back to Sarasota in a different airplane! The plane only suffered a small dent on the wind, but it was pretty scary. Also, here is a picture of my RC airplane that suffered a mid air last weekend. Colin"and now Im a licenced glider pilot, go figure"C OWENED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik Johnson Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Not sure what the circles are for, there were no survivors in the Marshall plane crash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USRoadTripper Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Joe, clue the rest of us in as to what is so funny about Ted's pic. I did the search, but just came up with a story about a plane crash killing people...nothing funny about it. -Julie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParkTrips Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 99% sure the circles are for the players who weren't on the plane. Yea, Julie, it's not really funny.. but kinda is in a morbidly obese sort of way - Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niiicolaaah Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 I READ THIS ENTIRE THREAD AND I'M OKAY! After avoiding it for an entire day. Ha! I have defeated you, Robb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waterviper Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Stay strong Nicole the force is with you!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterFanatic Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 99% sure the circles are for the players who weren't on the plane. Correct. The circles represent the people who eaither missed the plane or travelled with family. All of the other players and all the coaches died in the crash. Eagerly awaiting the movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Courtesy Flu$h Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 The pic of the AA plane is photoshopped. The two of the cargo planes taking a dump is most likely caused from not balancing the load on the plane. For more aircraft pictures, www.airliners.net has alot of good pics. Also can find some videos at www.flightlevel350.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darklingscribe Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 I don't know. Plane crashes never really worried me because once I'm up in the air what's going to happen is going to happen whether I worry about it or not, so I might as well sit back and enjoy the ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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