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"What a portrait of young American manhood as a collective of hormone-addled schnooks -- effete, incapable, soft and doomed, a group of chuckleheads who couldn't find the sky without a sign that pointed up."

-- Stephen Hunter, WASHINGTON POST

 

"A groin-numbing onslaught of sexual-humiliation and emission-ingestion gags."

-- Bruce Fretts, ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY

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finch: "did you see that? that was a pure tantric moment, the ficus, the water, it was all erotic. if there would have been one more stimulant, i would have had full release."

stiffler: "you stay the f*ck away from that tree. that's a j*zz free ficus."

 

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lesbian #1: "oh come on, thats how you kiss your mother"

stiffler: turns to finch, "don't you say anything!"

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  • 1 year later...

Steve Stifler: Hey, Kev, seen Sh*tbreak lately?

Kevin: Why? What did you do to him?

Steve Stifler: Me? Nothing. I'm the one who ass he kicked. But uh... I'll tell you one thing... I don't think he's gonna have a problem sh*tting in school anymore. Slipped a little something into his Moccachino.

[shows a jar of laxatives]

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