sfmmFREAK Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 what are your favorite quotes from any of the american pie series? mine are: "this one time, at band camp" (of course) "i am lucky lady?" "i've glued myself to...myself" "s*ck me, beautiful" (censored in case i'm not allowed to say that) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 "What a portrait of young American manhood as a collective of hormone-addled schnooks -- effete, incapable, soft and doomed, a group of chuckleheads who couldn't find the sky without a sign that pointed up." -- Stephen Hunter, WASHINGTON POST "A groin-numbing onslaught of sexual-humiliation and emission-ingestion gags." -- Bruce Fretts, ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pkdcoaster Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 "This is the Clitorous (sp?) as you can see it looks like a tropical plant of some sort" JEFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 "It's like warm apple pie!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfmmFREAK Posted April 14, 2006 Author Share Posted April 14, 2006 finch: "did you see that? that was a pure tantric moment, the ficus, the water, it was all erotic. if there would have been one more stimulant, i would have had full release." stiffler: "you stay the f*ck away from that tree. that's a j*zz free ficus." ______________ lesbian #1: "oh come on, thats how you kiss your mother" stiffler: turns to finch, "don't you say anything!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoastersNSich Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Steve Stifler: Hey, Kev, seen Sh*tbreak lately? Kevin: Why? What did you do to him? Steve Stifler: Me? Nothing. I'm the one who ass he kicked. But uh... I'll tell you one thing... I don't think he's gonna have a problem sh*tting in school anymore. Slipped a little something into his Moccachino. [shows a jar of laxatives] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dailey Enterprizes Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Stifler - "Sh*t, I got a frosted a** crack. Hey Finch, do you want this here or for go?" Finch - "A witty saying proves nothing; Voltaire." Stifler - "Suck my d*ck; Ron Jeremy." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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