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P. 771: Onsite employee housing under construction at Dollywood

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Alright, I'm gonna come clean about Cinnamon Bread.

 

It's delicious. It's really, really, REALLY damn delicious. However, it's also so delicious and wonderfully warm and fluffy that you can't help but devour it in thirty seconds. Once you see the empty plate you get depressed and them immediately buy another loaf. And then another. And another. Soon you're some blubbering, bloated loser crawling on the ground with stomach pain just outside of the bakery craving more but knowing you shouldn't have another because you might die. Park guests look at you and turn their children's heads away. Skinny guests look at you with pity. Fat guests look at you and have flashbacks to when they experienced the same pain, which then turns to more pity. Finally, finally you're able to relate to Crackhead Jim living in the dumpster down the alley behind your apartment building.

 

And then you get up. And you buy another loaf.

 

Cinnamon Bread destroys lives, people.

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Alright, I'm gonna come clean about Cinnamon Bread.

 

It's delicious. It's really, really, REALLY damn delicious. However, it's also so delicious and wonderfully warm and fluffy that you can't help but devour it in thirty seconds. Once you see the empty plate you get depressed and them immediately buy another loaf. And then another. And another. Soon you're some blubbering, bloated loser crawling on the ground with stomach pain just outside of the bakery craving more but knowing you shouldn't have another because you might die. Park guests look at you and turn their children's heads away. Skinny guests look at you with pity. Fat guests look at you and have flashbacks to when they experienced the same pain, which then turns to more pity. Finally, finally you're able to relate to Crackhead Jim living in the dumpster down the alley behind your apartment building.

 

And then you get up. And you buy another loaf.

 

Cinnamon Bread destroys lives, people.

 

TESTIFY!

 

^Oh, and thank you for keeping it 100 with the #.

 

#Itllneveropen

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As a follow up from previous page, I would say the park today was crawling with Jr high kids everywhere. This being said my longest wait was 15 minutes for FireCHaser Express. Everything else was about 5 minutes but I did notice Thunderhead did get longer aft I rode with 1 train ops.

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A friend of mine who lives in Knoxville said she was in Pigeon Forge today and was at Friday's behind a couple DW workers and overheard them talking about a soft opening on Friday. So maybe #ItWillOpen

 

I can't help but be reminded of this...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZd_YyFzPD0

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You know, I need to get to Dollywood, so I could actually try the world famous cinnamon bread. It's actually on my bucket lists of food I need to have before I die. Screw the coaster as long as it doesn't affect the cinnamon bread.

 

#itllneveropen

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