PhishyBrewer Posted March 29, 2006 Posted March 29, 2006 Today… I just didn’t feel like myself. I didn’t feel… regular. So I hit the bottle of Super Colon Cleanse to help me out with my problem. It says "Take 4 capsules 3 times daily with at least 10-12 ounces of water, juice or your favorite beverage" Beer is my favorite beverage. And it's like 95% water. So that will work... right? To be continued…
Coaster Palooza Posted March 29, 2006 Posted March 29, 2006 This is so bad in so many ways. Good luck with it though!
PhishyBrewer Posted March 30, 2006 Author Posted March 30, 2006 So I know it's only been like a half hour since I took the last pills. But I figured if I took more with a Hop Devil, then it would work. I wish these things were candy coated. Mmm... beer. Help me poppy almighty Hop Devil. Nothing yet... WTF?
niiicolaaah Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 This is officially the most hilarious PTR EVER
PhishyBrewer Posted March 30, 2006 Author Posted March 30, 2006 This is officially the most hilarious PTR EVER THANK GOD!!! At least someone finds it funny, because that's what it's suppose to be.
cfc Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 You know, if this were a true "trip report," we'd be following the capsules as they work their way through Wally's system. What I dread is the final picture. Elissa's right--we should be very concerned.
PhishyBrewer Posted March 30, 2006 Author Posted March 30, 2006 Maybe it's time to bring in the heavy hitter.
Nrthwnd Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 Well, it's all "herbal", hmmm? Eh - you'll just get bloated. Have fun.
Homer Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 Wally, you moaned about TPR's humor going away... I think you just brought it back! F***ing hilarious! As Beavis and Butthead would say... "Diarrhea! Cha cha cha! Diarrhea! Cha cha cha! Diarrhea! Cha cha cha!"
PhishyBrewer Posted March 30, 2006 Author Posted March 30, 2006 Does anyone know anthing about feltching? I could add ice cream to this and make a Hop Devil float.
Carnage Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 Does anyone know anthing about feltching? My favourite bar is named that. Well it's pronounced like that at least. And yes I know what is is. This thread reminds me of when I was a kid and my brothers fed me a box of x-lax and told me them they were chocolates. I don't need a TR to explain the aftermath of THAT one.
Wes Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 This can only end in laughter or tragedy. Actually probably both. KEEP IT COMING. This is awesome.
cfc Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 Well, be sure to use the right attachment. And kids, he is a professional. Don't try this at home.
niiicolaaah Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 Does anyone know anthing about feltching? I didn't, but now I do. Thank you for helping take away part of what little innocence I have left.
Carnage Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 ^ You may as well take it one step further and read about Senator Rick Santorum.
niiicolaaah Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 ^I think I'll pass. There's only so much information I can take in one night! Best. Thread. Ever.
DerekRx Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 As someone in the medical field, as well as a HopDevil advocate and provider of the beverage, I shall not and will not be held responsible for the actions the peristalsis enhancer, carbonation, and fiber will have on each other and your entrails and other innards. I will, however, take great enjoyment in watching this sitcom play out. Next time you decide to do this though, make sure your house is set up for wifi so you can keep us updated from the throne as it takes its course!
Carnage Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 Next time try eating a banana and then chugging a can of coke. Same effect, less severe.
Token Yankee Guy Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 Oh man, i pray there are no after pictures.
Bush985 Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 I def. don't wanna see the after pictures, but this is hilarious Wally. I saw it and was like WTF?!? Hope those pills worked out. Haha. Good Luck -RD
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